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Funny story:  80% of NFL Players Gay

80% of NFL Players Gay

The National Football League is refusing to release the results of a survey which could prove more damaging to the NFL than any steroid or drug scandal of the past.
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Funny story:  Tijuana:  City Of Perversions No More

Tijuana: City Of Perversions No More

Long thought of as the town across the border where anything is possible, and everything is available, Tijuana is seeking to change its image.
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Funny story:  Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sex scientist and forensics expert Dr. Rudolph Lassaratte today announced the results of the ten year long autopsy of professional wrestler Andre the Giant, aka Andre Rene Roussimoff. Andre died January 27, 1993 and his autopsy took as long as it di...
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Funny story:  Tennessee's Fulmer Has #1 Recruiting Class

Tennessee's Fulmer Has #1 Recruiting Class

AP - Knoxville, TN -- There is great rejoicing throughout the barns and stables, and the coopers and blacksmiths shops of Tennessee today. The University of Tennessee has landed its best crop of football recruits in decades.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Adds Third Breast

Britney Spears Adds Third Breast

When she first burst on the pop music scene Britney Spears was a young, relatively talented, relatively flat-chested girl. Within a year or so as her career took off, so did the size of her chest. Or perhaps more accurately, as her breasts...
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Funny story:  Whaling Makes Whale Of A Come Back

Whaling Makes Whale Of A Come Back

Saying that statistics show that whales are plentiful in today's oceans, President George W. Bush plans to steer legislation through Congress authorizing American ships to hunt whales once again.
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Funny story:  Southern Baptists To Withdraw From The Modern Secular World

Southern Baptists To Withdraw From The Modern Secular World

At their annual convention America's Southern Baptist Association - the largest group within the Baptist denomination - have voted to withdraw from everything which is not Southern Baptist.
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Funny story:  Green Pants Means Third Floor

Green Pants Means Third Floor

(AP) George Bush issued a Presidential proclamation today stating that all women wearing green pants must work on the third floor of the building in which they work. If the building consists of an old part and a new part they must work in the old pa...
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Funny story:  Huge Tidal Wave Hits Johnstown, PA

Huge Tidal Wave Hits Johnstown, PA

Residents of Johnstown, Pennsylvania were shocked to wake up this morning and discover that a huge tidal wave of water had inundated the town. Johnstown, the scene of at least seventy five disastrous floods over the past 100 years lies several hundr...
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Funny story:  Researchers Shocked:  Fat People Eat More

Researchers Shocked: Fat People Eat More

Scientists were shocked to discover that fat persons often eat more than thinner persons. In a study funded by the National Coalition of Large Persons and released on Friday, researchers announced that eighty seven percent of those studied who were...
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Funny story:  New Home For Government

New Home For Government

In light of possible threats, and keeping in mind the Capital Hill clearing chaos caused when Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher flew to the funeral for President Reagan in a plane the Air Force were briefly unable to identify, Congress has authorized...
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Funny story:  Shoe Store Is Dog's Delight

Shoe Store Is Dog's Delight

Luthersville, GA - When Norris Bertram told neighbors he planned to open a shoe store next to his ‘appliance store' no one was too surprised. Bertram had long ago earned a reputation as an entrepreneurial eccentric in this middle Georgia town. For m...
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Funny story:  Terrorism Added To Olympic Games

Terrorism Added To Olympic Games

In a last minute effort to head off any potential problems relating to terrorism at the Summer 2004 Athens Olympic Games, Jacques Rogge, President of the IOC, announced today that Terrorism would be introduced this year as a competitive sport in the...
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Funny story:  Goat Glands Prove Effective

Goat Glands Prove Effective

Scientists in Basil, Switzerland announced today that goat glands used as an aphrodisiac are effective when used properly. According to the scientists previous studies were flawed because researchers injected goat gland matter into men witho...
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Funny story:  Gonad Grease - New Lubricant To Replace Oil

Gonad Grease - New Lubricant To Replace Oil

Scientists in Finland have discovered that grease from human male gonads can be used to replace fossil fuel based oil as a lubricant.
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Funny story:  NASA Goes Low Tech To Save Money

NASA Goes Low Tech To Save Money

NASA, ever mindful of the ebb and flow of national politics, and well aware that the national mood does not favor huge expenses in space for what seems at the time negligible gains, is turning to an old reliable, low-tech alternative - eyesight.
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Funny story:  Man Arrested For Loving Moose

Man Arrested For Loving Moose

Cross dressing Vermont cowboy Wayne Focus was arrested Thursday night in the woods outside of Hennby, Vermont and charged with unlawful knowledge of a protected animal, specifically, a moose. Wearing a skirt, blouse and stilts, Focus was noticed by...
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Funny story:  Feith Opens Pork Barbeque Stand in Baghdad

Feith Opens Pork Barbeque Stand in Baghdad

The man American Theater Commander General Tommy Franks called the "F---ing stupidest guy on the face of the Earth," Douglas Feith, the former Under Secretary of Defense for Policy, has resigned his position at the Pentagon to open pork barbeque sta...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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