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Pushy Pyong Yang Plans Planetary Plantation of Pluto

Funny story: Pushy Pyong Yang Plans Planetary Plantation of Pluto

During a on-air debate on North Korean State TV, an ex-KGB agent claims that Kim yong Un intends to annex the tiny exo-planet. However dissent is brewing among a handful of his advisers, namely Kim yong Deux, his Chief Science Officer. Deux has...

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Malevolent Mascot Maraurdes Mongolian Metropolis

Funny story: Malevolent Mascot Maraurdes Mongolian Metropolis

Disturbing images are filtering in through the Mongolian social media site, DuckSoup.web Witnesses in one of Ulan Baator's biggest McDonald's "restaurants" have attested to seeing an 8 foot mascot dressed in the Sino-friendly version of Ronald McD...

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Bavarian Bestiality Believed to Be Behind Belgian Boys' Buggery

Funny story: Bavarian Bestiality Believed to Be Behind Belgian Boys' Buggery

Munich, Deutschland - Dr. Hans Freid Eggs, a renowned German zoologist has come to the defence of four orang-utans convicted of grievous buggery committed against a group of Belgian schoolboys. "This is nothing but a snitch-up!"(sic) exclaimed Egg...

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Resurrection Ritual for Saville

Funny story: Resurrection Ritual for Saville

Fans of disgraced TV legend Jimmy Saville have petitioned Essex council for permission to perform a bizarre pagan resurrection ritual over Saville's grave. Even more peculiar is that ex-boxer, Frank Bruno, has fully endorsed this occultist "ceremony"...

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Charge Of the Martian Brigade

Funny story: Charge Of the Martian Brigade

Violence has erupted in Nestle Presents New Uganda. Dozens of angry UFO enthusiasts have seized control of the Central Bank proclaiming "Martian Law". Authorities have mobilized the countries' four tanks and half a helicopter in an attempt to def...

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Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Funny story: Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Swiss neutrality at its most extreme - Scottish Second Division sides East Fife and Stranraer F.C. met at Bayview Stadium yesterday and experienced surely the most bizarre events ever to take place in sport. Eleven minutes into the game, referee J...

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Pulp Friction - Rob Schneider vs Samuel L Jackson

Funny story: Pulp Friction - Rob Schneider vs Samuel L Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson star of such films as "Snakes on a Plane" and it's box office smash prequel "Rise of the Revenge of Bees on a Crane: This time Payback is Personal" abandons plans to construct a palace made entirely of human hair and egg boxes. B...

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Kim-Jee-String busted!

The son of late North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un was spotted by paparazzi shopping for male lingerie in Seoul, South Korea. His bodyguards comprised of fourteen McNoodle employees and seven gypsies. When interrogated by fashoinista...

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Rectal implants for Stallone

Funny story: Rectal implants for Stallone

E-by-gum! news has revealed that A-list celebrities who refuse to appear with Ryan Seacrust on interviews will be tagged with fish-shaped "hypno chips" which insert directly into the rectum. An alarmed Piff Doddy exclaimed that such a bold move i...

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Fritzl monument to be erected

Funny story: Fritzl monument to be erected

The small township of Amstetten, Austria, have revealed plans to erect a small statue dedicated to the infamous Joseph Frizl What the local council, led by Mr. Hans Pedo Pfile, declined to mention was it would be constructed entirely out of used t...

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Yeltsin's not-so-masterplan

Funny story: Yeltsin's not-so-masterplan

According to the Global EPA, the amount of annual gross domestic waste produced by humans reached a nauseating 17,855 tons, with China contributing to two-thirds of said figure. Due to the general strike of the Chinese Tampon manufacturers women...

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Swiss Guard Referee

Funny story: Swiss Guard Referee

Swiss neutrality at its most extreme - Scottish Second Division sides East Fife and Stranraer F.C. met at Bayview Stadium yesterday and experienced surely the most bizarre events ever to take place in sport. Eleven minutes into the game, referee J...

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