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Tony Blair to play Micheal Jacksons tour dates

Funny story: Tony Blair to play Micheal Jacksons tour dates

Shockwaves - In a sensational comeback Tony Blair is to reform his band 'ugly rumours' and fill the 50 vacant tour dates, left since Micheal Jacksons death /murder /abduction /accidental overdose /overdose /heart attack or whatever. Sensational.

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Michael Jackson death leaves 'King Of Pop' vacancy

Funny story: Michael Jackson death leaves 'King Of Pop' vacancy

The sad, unexpected and untimely death of Michael Jackson has left a void at the top of the pop tree, which has created a rush of applicants for the position of 'King Of Pop.' Early frontrunners include Adam Lambert, Justin Timberlake and citing e...

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Swine, Bird, Man flu Virus Strikes Twitter

Funny story: Swine, Bird, Man flu Virus Strikes Twitter

Bill Oddie was in intensive care in a Mexico City hospital last night, having been struck down with a new virus which he unwittingly created. Scientists have identified the new strain, xr3i and say that the man and swine flu viruses have mutated i...

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Credit Crunch Over!

Funny story: Credit Crunch Over!

17/11/2009 - Great Britain, and the rest of the world, breathed a sigh of relief today, when the Prime minister announced that a date had been set for the end of the credit crunch. Behind the scenes at downing street, scores of 'economic boffins,...

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Jade Swine Flu Claims Denied

Funny story: Jade Swine Flu Claims Denied

Max Cash rushed to deny claims that scientists have approached him for 'permission' to exhume Jade's body, and that no-one, has suggested that swine flu was the real cause of Jade's sad death. He added that everytime one of his world mega stars d...

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Support Group Slammed

A new support group for single black lesbian disabled mothers on benefits in Dudley, was slammed today by the local Maori population. 'What about us?' Anger grew as it became clear, that local Maori peoples wouldn't be able to benefit from the...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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