London - "Does it mean she'll kick the bucket tomorrow?" an air traffic controlled chuckled at today's announcement that a revamped Heathrow Airport building has just been named Terminal 2: The Queen's Terminal.
"Everyone knows HM 'is terminal', h...
A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people.
"We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...
OH, THANK HEAVEN, NY - 7-Eleven convenience stores were raided across Long island, New Yawk, by the city's finest, accompanied by Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATF) agents.
The U. S. government considers alcohol, tobacco, f...
Rome - A giant family sized fun-bucket of speciality Italian Fiefdom Fries has been delivered to the retired Pope's private quarters in Rome amid Vatican fears His Holiness might not make it past this Friday.
Treatment for blocked arteries has see...
Flushing Meadows, NY - The sport's governing body has responded to reports that Britain is planning to introduce 'secret courts' to prevent 'the misery' of long, drawn-out tie breaks at this year's Wimbledon championship meeting.
"Relax, guys, the...
After a half dozen seasons as understudy to Rajon Rondo, the veteran coach Doc Rivers is ready to take his own version of Hamlet: Prince of the NBA on the road.
Fans are expected to pay big bucks to hear Rivers recite the famous soliloquy: "To Cl...
The GG races at Royle Ashcart have surprised punters who expected exciting races.
Unfortunately GG8 proved disappointing with Dick Branson on Virgin Ridiculous winning by a short head. Bermuda Shorts was left far behind and the favourites Jersey B...
SILICONE VALLEY - Facebook has recently decided that, when it comes to women's chests, scars are okay. The social utility has decided that women will be allowed to display photographs of their mastectomy scars. "Even with regard to women, chests are...
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 - House Republicans today announced their intention to fully support the Freedom From Wages Act.
"This is a very important piece of legislation," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va), "and one that will finally free...
DETROIT - Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about.
While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh...
CUCAMONGA, California - Beyonce performed at a sold out concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena.
After the show she spoke backstage with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine.
Beyonce expressed to Miss Dupree how proud she was about her good friend...
NEW YORK CITY - The rumor that Jennifer Lopez could be breaking up with her boy toy Casper Smart has just gained some credence.
An unidentified source said that J.Lo paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Brooklyn to have an intimate tattoo located on...
NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Lady Gaga says that the singer is really upset and does not know who to turn to.
The "Born This Way" singer is very concerned at the fact that for some unknown reason her erogenous zones are not working the way th...
BOSTON - The owner of the New England Patriots Robert Kraft has stated that his trip to Russia was not exactly a pleasant one.
The Pats owner told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that as he and President Putin were having dinner at Mosc...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101.
Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit...
LA BREA - Katy Perry has finally decided to open up and reveal a bit of very personal info regarding her ex-boyfriend John Mayer alias The Wiener With Feet.
Katy met with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner...
HOLLYWOOD - Jane Lynch the star of Glee has just announced that she is divorcing her wife of three years Dr. Lara Embry.
The 52-year-old Lynch told Hollywood Innuendo that there were several very personal reasons for the break up.
Jane said th...
WASHINGTON, DC - An Infernal Revenue Service (IRS) superstar in Washington says she personally examined tea party groups' applications for tax-exempt status without taking action on them for over a year in many cases. "I just never seemed to have the...