New York, New York, New York, NY - Iconic actress Brooke Shields, 45, is about to release her latest movie, the long awaited sequel to her 1982 hit movie The Blue Lagoon, despite a wave of protest and controversy.
The sequel, The Flu Lagoon, was f...
Cowell Island, Scotland - Simon Cowell has announced he is launching a law suit against the London Borough of Brent for defamation against the winner of Britain's Got Talent, Diversity.
LB Brent carries the catchphrase "Brent: Proud of Our Diversi...
London - A secret source has spoken out about an alleged affair between Amanda Holden and co-host of Britain's Got Talent Piers Morgan.
The affair allegedly started two months ago while Piers and Amanda were in Scotland judging the Glasgow cont...
London - Police are appealing to the public for any information concerning the loss of singer Rihanna's 58 carat gold umbrella, which she accidentally left on a London Metroline Bus Route 98 Holborn to Willesden Bus Garage. The incident happened at...
Channel 621 have come up with a brand new TV show to rival hit game show Deal or No Deal and Britain's Next Top Model.
BNTP is the brain child of television executive Gordon Clown. It will feature twelve politicians, as selected by a panel of pol...
Whitehall -Prime Minister Gordon Brown has contracted the deadly virus Rabies, after being bitten by a rabid terrorist in Leeds last week.
The terrorist, Abu Hamu Islam Mohammed has been kept in an isolated cell in Bradford-Leeds prison since Janu...
Glamour model Katie Price AKA Jordan, 32, has announced she is becoming a nun after her recent split with husband Peter Andre.
Price, who was born a Catholic but has never practiced, has spent the last two weeks in negotiation with Bishop Tutu on...
Whitehall - The Queen has announced that all MPs, including PM Gordon Brown, are to be made redundant in the next federal election and replaced with farmyard animals. The Queen has faced enormous pressure from the public recently, to get rid of the...
Bruce Springsteen has admitted in an exclusive interview, 24 years after releasing his hit song "Dancing In The Dark" that he is actually afraid of the dark.
Springsteen has long been hailed as one of the greatest singers of the 1980s, and one of...
London - Peter Andre has admitted in an exclusive interview with RUOK? magazine that he has found new love since splitting with his huge pair of breasts, Katie Price.
Andre and Minogue first met 26 years ago when they were in high school in Melbo...
Hollywood is all a buzz with the news that Britney Spears is sprouting a brand new, rose coloured pimple on the end of her nose.
The pimple, nick-named The Scarlet Pimpernel, appeared last Saturday after Britney's big night out with Paris Hilton a...
Billy Bob Thornton, 54, has broken up with his long term lover, his couch - nicknamed "Cassie". Cassie the couch became famous in 2004, after the breakup of Thornton's marriage to Angelina Jolie. Thornton famously stated that even though Angelina w...
Stone Henge, England - Archeologists have just announced the exciting discovery of a new breed of people from the Stone Ages, previously unknown.
During a 36 hour excavation, to the core of the earth, diggers uncovered fascinating rock drawings on...
England has admitted it made a grave mistake in sending all its convicts to the new found land of Australia in 1788. PM Gordon Brown made a speech at the House of Commons yesterday in regard to the error. He claims newly uncovered documents outline...
Hollywood, CA - Current King and Queen of pop, Beyonce Knowles and Jay Z Zee were last week delivered devastating news by their private accountant: the couple, like many other Hollywood couples, have taken a giant loss in earnings in the past financi...
London, New York, Paris, Tokyo - The legendary adage "He's no rocket scientist" used to describe someone who is not very intelligent has been deemed offensive by actual rockets scientists.
The Nasa scientists based at Houston, Texas have request...
Paris - Victoria Beckham, 35, was rushed to hospital late Friday night after being punched in the mouth at a local pub where she was having a quiet beer with friends, including Cheryl Cole.
Witnesses reported that the Posh one was approached by a...
Sarah Jessica Parker, 41, has been approached by international electrical goods company GE to be the face of their brand new vacuum cleaner. The new vacuum cleaner is aimed at single city women with hectic lifestyles who don't have time to spend the...