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Funny story: Bright Lights On Ceres 'Just A Weather Balloon' Says NASA

Bright Lights On Ceres 'Just A Weather Balloon' Says NASA

Houston, TX-- Interesting photos of lights spotted on Ceres have spawned dozens of conspiracy theories across the Internet. The bright lights were observed by the New Horizons spacecraft as it approached Ceres last month. NASA wants to quash these...
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Funny story: Rioting Continues In Munchkin City

Rioting Continues In Munchkin City

Munchkin City, Oz-- Heavy rioting continues in Munchkin City tonight in the fabled Land of Oz. The mayor's office has been burned to the ground, and the Hall of Fame is in flames at this hour. The Wicked Witch of the West has put the city under a s...
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Funny story: Plastic Surgery Horror Sidelines Hillary Clinton

Plastic Surgery Horror Sidelines Hillary Clinton

Washington, DC-- The biggest unkept secret in Washington these days is that Hillary Clinton has gone into hiding. The former first lady has refused to show her face in public for the last two weeks. Now, Clinton insiders are leaking the horrible tr...
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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy Donates His Ears To Medical Science

Leonard Nimoy Donates His Ears To Medical Science

Hollywood, CA-- The final will for Leonard Nimoy has been released and his legendary ears are receiving most of the attention. The recently deceased 'Star Trek' actor has donated his pointy ears to medical science in the hope that someone will find...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught Writing Spoofs For TheSpoof.com

Hillary Clinton Caught Writing Spoofs For TheSpoof.com

New York, NY-- Hillary Clinton is in more hot water today after it was revealed she is a writer for TheSpoof.com. Her private email account was found to have links to this very website. It is now certain she will never be elected president in 2016.
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Funny story: Local Man Dies After Cooking Dinner For Wife

Local Man Dies After Cooking Dinner For Wife

Philadelphia, PA-- A South Philadelphia man is dead tonight after attempting to cook dinner for his wife. Police sources say it was the first time Mr. Spaghetti tried to cook anything. Mrs. Spaghetti had a heart attack after she learned that he...
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Funny story: Stoned Local Woman Burns To Death While Posting On Facebook

Stoned Local Woman Burns To Death While Posting On Facebook

Philadelphia, PA-- A middle-aged stoner was burnt to a crisp last night while she was using Facebook. Officials say Miss Vicky Smegma died in the fire because she was stoned and kept using Facebcok instead of her common sense. The fire began in t...
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Funny story: Local Woman Reaches One-Million Level On Kandy Krush

Local Woman Reaches One-Million Level On Kandy Krush

Philadelphia, PA-- A South Philadelphian spinster has done the impossible and reached the 1,000,000th level on Kandy Krush. Miss Vicky Smegma made the remarkable achievement last night after two years of constantly playing the addictive game. She c...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Annoyed After Facebook Account Cancelled

Michelle Obama Annoyed After Facebook Account Cancelled

Washington, DC-- First Lady Michelle Obama was in a foul mood today after discovering her Facebook page had disappeared. She was curious about the cancellation, and called Facebook's customer service to ask why. Her foul mood turned to fury when sh...
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Funny story: Virgin Mary Statue Smokes Marijuana

Virgin Mary Statue Smokes Marijuana

Philadelphia, PA-- A six-foot tall statue of the Virgin Mary inside a local church has been doing something strange. Parishers at the church of Our Lady Of Hysterical Weeping say the statue has begun smoking marijuana. The statue begins exhaling sm...
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Funny story: Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Washington, DC-- The post office has begun a new program to find out information about Americans' sexual orientation. The federal government wants to know how many gay people there are in the country so it can better service sexual minorities. Lett...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Philadelphia, PA-- Former first lady and secretary of state Hillary Clinton was spotted panhandling today outside a Starbux on Broad Street. Ms. Clinton was disguised in a dirty pink pantsuit and floppy hat, but her prominent cankles gave her away.
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Funny story: Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Washington, DC-- All of the former presidents of the United States have changed their sex from male to female. Not one of the four men had any reason to switch genders. They did it simply because they wanted to. In a world gone completely insane,...
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Funny story: Rogue Refrigerator Murders Local Woman

Rogue Refrigerator Murders Local Woman

Philadelphia, PA-- An 'out of control' refrigerator has crushed the life out of a local resident. Police sources say Miss Vicky Smegma, a spinster, was chased for two blocks by the crazed appliance before it finally caught up to her and killed her.
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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Run For Office

Michelle Obama To Run For Office

Washington, DC-- Michelle Obama has announced that she intends to run for political office this coming November. The first lady is borrowing a page from Hillary Clinton's playbook and will be entering the political arena. Polls already show Mrs. Ob...
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Funny story: Husband Dies After Wife Tells Him To Do Laundry

Husband Dies After Wife Tells Him To Do Laundry

Philadelphia, PA-- A local man is dead today after attempting to do his own laundry for the first time. Police sources say Mr. Eddie Spaghetti was found battered to death in the laundry room of the townhouse he shared with his wife. Mrs. Spaghetti...
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Funny story: First Obamacare Patient Dies

First Obamacare Patient Dies

Philadelphia, PA-- The nation's first death due to Obamacare has occurred in the City of Brotherly Love. Medical sources say Miss Vicky Smegma died last night from an ingrown toenail after a surreal and horrific experience with her new medical insu...
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Funny story: Local Woman Dies From Marijuana Overdose

Local Woman Dies From Marijuana Overdose

Philadelphia, PA-- An elderly spinster has accidentally killed herself with an overdose of marijuana. Police sources say Miss Vicky Smegma died after smoking over 40,000 joints in one day. If confirmed, the death will be the first time in human his...
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Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday

At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
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