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Crime Fighting Baroness Thatcher's Duel Identity Shocker

Funny story: Crime Fighting Baroness Thatcher's Duel Identity Shocker

Although recently enjoying a true hero's departure the epoch making truth of her amazing split personalitied adventures can now finally be revealed to an awestruck world. Was A Bit Of A 'Special' Child Her exact birth date is lost in the mists...

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Emos Infest Mexico City to Meet Their Maker

Funny story: Emos Infest Mexico City to Meet Their Maker

Mexico City,Today - In a story that's 100% CERTAIN to remind you of this one here, Police and tourist chiefs are reporting an influx of suicidal 'Emos' into Mexico City. Hairy faced Coño Del La Puta, of the Mexican Tourist board said she had wit...

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Masochists Swarm London to 'Meet The Met'

Funny story: Masochists Swarm London to 'Meet The Met'

London, Today. - Police and tourist chiefs are reporting an influx of antagonistic masochistic visitors to London. Hatchet faced Kirsty Thunt(34+4), of the London Tourist board said she had witnessed a large increase in the numbers of 'giggly,...

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Baroness Thatcher leaps into action in Somalia. 5 pirates dead, 12 wounded.

Funny story: Baroness Thatcher leaps into action in Somalia. 5 pirates dead, 12 wounded.

In what many are calling 'Her glorious swan-song', Baroness Thatcher today potentially launched an unexpected violent attack on a small boat of Somali pirates. Enjoying what could possibly have been her last free junket, Mrs Thatcher was flying 50...

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Holy Smokers Snort at 'Biblical Desecration' 卐

Funny story: Holy Smokers Snort at 'Biblical Desecration' 卐

Thanks to The Gideons, historically The Holy Bible is a publication that is often seen as the cannabis smoker's and those deficient in toilet rolls last hope for salvation. In a move that will also leave dyslexic, insomniac, athiest hotel guests u...

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Sweden bans the word 'foreigner'.

Funny story: Sweden bans the word 'foreigner'.

It has been announced by Sweden's foreign office, that henceforth the words 'foreign' and 'foreigner' will be outlawed and exchanged to the people and E.U cash grant friendly friendly phrase: 'Immigrant/s that have yet to arrive on our shores'. Wh...

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African Pirates to face The A-Team, Airwolf & Knight Rider

Funny story: African Pirates to face The A-Team, Airwolf & Knight Rider

In a surprise announcement today, government minister for drug awareness, Lord Grasp-Straw(35¼) publicly voiced his support for a potential plan to counter the threat of African piracy by utilising the characters and hardware from the various 80's gi...

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Swedish Sisters Made the Mistake of Using AOL to Troll

Funny story: Swedish Sisters Made the Mistake of Using AOL to Troll

It was a dark dark day in 2003, the day three sisters from THE village hut in Aerösol, attempted to send a rude email to troll folk using AOL. Having spent her last 3 score years and 10, wondering why her machine was slowing up, typical woman, Ing...

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Supermarket Store Manager Removed

Funny story: Supermarket Store Manager Removed

Maida Vale, London: Supermarket Store Manager, Jasvinder Singh (26) has been removed from his post after only having served for two weeks, with a company spokesperson citing the ex-manager's "erratic and bizarre" behavior. Problems started shortl...

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Children of Men - Paedo Horror!

The world's paedophiles have voted 2006's Children of Men their scariest film of all time. Based on a novel by P.D James and starring Michael Cain, the story is set in a dystopian near future when for some unknown environmental reason, the planet'...

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Jade of The Dead - An Accursed Nation's Dread

AP Pro: Great Britain, a nation who's past colonial history should leave it's citizen's in good stead when understanding the ways of attention seeking foreigners and mudbloods, is tonight in the grip of fear. Having been snubbed by doomed Goody (b...

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Jack Tweed Announces Under 17's Cancer Trust Golf Challenge

Jack Tweed, the newly married/soon to be widowed beau of attention seeking cancer patient and racist Jade Goody, has this afternoon announced plans from his mother's 'box room' to promote himself/cancer. In a bizarre monotonal unfeeling voice, cre...

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No Early Bucket of Shit for Shetty: Snubbed by Goody

Heartbroken slumdog Shilpa Shitehawk (67) will not be experiencing that feeling of freedom and relief a bucket of shit kept in the corner a room brings to all Indian lasses, owing to Jade (27 and counting) being too ill to receive her arch nemesis fo...

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Jesus Demands 'Goody Friday'

Funny story: Jesus Demands 'Goody Friday'

Nazareth - Messianic zombie figure, Jesus of Nazareth has demanded the whole of Christendon rename 'Good Friday' - 'Goody Friday' in honour of the 2002 Big Brother runner-up Jade Goody. When asked why he looked just like shyster publicist Max Clit...

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Jade Dead: to the world

Funny story: Jade Dead: to the world

On what many are banking on being her last night on this mortal coil, it has been reported that Jade Goody is "sleeping the sleep of the un-dead". In an undignified yet typical scene of domestic violence earlier this evening, sources close to Jade...

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