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Funny story:  Wireless Battery Recharger Runs on Batteries

Wireless Battery Recharger Runs on Batteries

In an effort to show how green they can be, Vanson has introduced a new wireless battery re-charger that runs on batteries rather than through a wired connection. "It's all about saving the environment," said Vanson spokesman Timothy Childress. "F...
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Funny story:  SPIN Magazine Folds; Claims It Is Too Cool For Itself

SPIN Magazine Folds; Claims It Is Too Cool For Itself

After 25 years on the newsstands, SPIN Magazine has folded due to its overwhelming awesomeness in all things cool. Since its inception in 1985, SPIN Magazine was immediately recognized for its overt coolness by covering unknown artists at the tim...
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Funny story:  Ravens' Loss Results in Lack of Ice Cream

Ravens' Loss Results in Lack of Ice Cream

The Baltimore Ravens lost a detrimental game Sunday against the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the loss was primarily due to mental errors and costly 4th quarter penalties. It went without saying that head coach John Harbaugh's promise to take the team out...
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Funny story:  Ramen Noodle Ingredient Added To Periodic Table

Ramen Noodle Ingredient Added To Periodic Table

Members of the Food and Drug Administration, along with members of the scientific community, have concluded that the main ingredient in Ramen Noodles is not to be found anywhere on the periodic table of the elements. "Not only is it not anywhere o...
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Funny story:  Inner-City Ice Cream Truck Actually Sells Ice Cream, Cones

Inner-City Ice Cream Truck Actually Sells Ice Cream, Cones

Philadelphia, PA - Crack-heads surrounding North Philadelphia's Diamond Street were terribly dismayed yesterday after discovering that their usual ice cream truck full of crack was actually selling ice cream. "It be bullshit," said Derrick Thomas,...
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Funny story:  Agitated Travelers Protest Iceland Volcano

Agitated Travelers Protest Iceland Volcano

ICELAND- The members of the Center for Reasonable and Appreciated Politics traveled to Iceland last week to protest the active volcano which began erupting on April 15. "Of all the weeks for Earth to pull this shit," said Steven Hills, president o...
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Funny story:  Greyhound Now Making Stops in Funkytown

Greyhound Now Making Stops in Funkytown

In an effort to capitalize on the economic downturn, Greyhound Lines Incorporated has revamped its efforts to reach more customers. Included in the plans are cheaper ticket prices, new streamlined buses, as well as a new destination: Funkytown, U.S.A...
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Funny story:  Merck Releases New Flinstones-Shaped Vicodin

Merck Releases New Flinstones-Shaped Vicodin

The pharmaceutical giant, Merck & Co., has just released a fun new shape of Vicodin in the form of your favorite "Flintstones" characters. "It's an exciting day," said Merck spokesman, Jonathan Sanders, "We are the second largest pharmaceutica...
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Funny story:  Beatles Re-Release Their Catalog of Re-Remastered Albums

Beatles Re-Release Their Catalog of Re-Remastered Albums

For the 4th time since the compact disc's inception into mainstream culture, the entire Beatles catalogue has been re-mastered; this time into a sleeker black box. "Finally," said Herb Thurman, a 56 year old Beatles fan, "Finally, the corporate dr...
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Funny story:  Brittany Murphy Dies From Pneumonia Overdose

Brittany Murphy Dies From Pneumonia Overdose

Brittany Murphy has faded back into pop culture by fatally overdosing on prescription pneumonia. The 32 year old bubbly actress, brought to fame by appearing in such films as The Prophecy II and an episode of Blossom, collapsed in the shower of h...
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Funny story:  NBC's Celebrity Apprentice Renamed "Celebrity" Apprentice

NBC's Celebrity Apprentice Renamed "Celebrity" Apprentice

New York, NY - NBC executives made an honest move yesterday by naming their Sunday night primetime show "Celebrity Apprentice," to simply "Celebrity" Apprentice. "We can't lie to the public anymore," said NBC executive John Starling about the show...
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Funny story:  Philadelphia Acquires Country's Biggest Crack Star

Philadelphia Acquires Country's Biggest Crack Star

Philadelphia, PA - Mayor Michael Nutter has accomplished something other Philadelphia Mayors have been unable to do for fifteen years: acquire the biggest Crack Star from Los Angeles and bring him over to stumble the streets of Philadelphia. "I've...
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Funny story:  Children's Train Set Kid-Proof, Not Angry Drunk Dad-Proof

Children's Train Set Kid-Proof, Not Angry Drunk Dad-Proof

Playcollege Toys, the toddler friendly toys, has released a new build-and-play train set for children that is impervious to child-like destruction. Unfortunately, it is completely vulnerable to an angry drunk father tripping over it and kicking it to...
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Funny story:  Dale Earnhardt Jr. Asked to Pick up Bread; Circles Block 500 Times

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Asked to Pick up Bread; Circles Block 500 Times

MEMPHIS-- NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr., son of a dead NASCAR driver of a similar name, ended up circling the block of his home 500 times after he was asked by his wife to pick up a loaf of bread. "All I said to him was, 'Dale, could you...
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Funny story:  Opportunity Knocks At Door; Mistaken For Bill Collector

Opportunity Knocks At Door; Mistaken For Bill Collector

Philadelphia, PA- Andrew Dovidio, 27, mistook a knock on the door yesterday morning for a bill collector, when in fact it was actually Opportunity. "Dude, I woke up to this harsh knocking," reported the perpetually balding Andrew, "and my fir...
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Funny story:  E! Channel Celebrates 100th Countdown Show With 100 Greatest E! Channel Countdown Shows

E! Channel Celebrates 100th Countdown Show With 100 Greatest E! Channel Countdown Shows

The E! Channel will be launching it's 100th countdown show by listing their 100 greatest countdown shows. "It's like, awesome," said Veronica Pladsmith, Director of Programming at E! "We are known for our celebrity countdown shows, and we're...
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Funny story:  Man-Card Pulled From Former Man

Man-Card Pulled From Former Man

Flint, Michigan---Barry Gehman was stripped of his manliness last Saturday after attempting to hold a conversation with other men in his neighborhood cul-de-sac. "Me and the guys were just hanging out in my driveway, working on my pick-up tr...
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Funny story:  Mormon Wives Feel Threatened by New, 8th Wife

Mormon Wives Feel Threatened by New, 8th Wife

Bryce Young, 46, of Salt Lake City, Utah, brought home his eighth wife on Sunday, much to the chagrin of his other 7 wives. "It didn't look good right from the start," said Bryce, who has acummulated 8 wives in a span of only 6 years, and hav...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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