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Funny story: Griffin Quits BNP!

Griffin Quits BNP!

BNP Supremo Nick Griffin is currently sitting atop the DVD sales charts after a recording of his new one man show shot up the charts to huge critical acclaim. Griffin 48, embarked on a national stand up tour after sensationally quitting his posit...
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Funny story: Special Escort Group goes AWOL!

Special Escort Group goes AWOL!

The New British Prime Minister, David Cameron was sensationally left unprotected after the Special Escort Group visited "Rambo's Kebabs" on Bayliss Road in Waterloo for a celebratory snack having got rid of Gordon Brown & his annoying habit of tr...
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Funny story: Spoof Party wooed by Tories!

Spoof Party wooed by Tories!

A little known group of hardline misfits called "The Spoof Party" were this morning being wooed by David Cameron & Gordon Brown for their crucial seat in the House of Commons. So far David Cameron had only offered "Free Tea & Biscuits" wit...
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Funny story: Brown Goes Down!

Brown Goes Down!

Gillian Duffy last night confided her version of events to her "Old friend Max Clifford" who just happened to be hurtling towards Rochdale in his Jaguar after taking a wrong turning on the M25! This came as quite a surprise to Mrs.Clifford who sai...
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Funny story: Brown in Makeupgate Scandal!

Brown in Makeupgate Scandal!

Prime Minister Gordon was this morning sensationally stripped of his 3rd place Bronze medal for his performance in last nights leaders debate after Scrutineers found that Lord Mandelson had written Love & You on Mr.Brown's eyelids! The Media a...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown working with EU on plan to get everyone home

Gordon Brown working with EU on plan to get everyone home

Eu Assistant Commissar, Haynes Manuel, this afternoon announced a cunning plan to get Europe's stranded air passengers home. The plan is so cunning and secret that it won't be revealed until next Wednesday ensuring all the passengers on the EU Gravy...
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Funny story: Icelandic Government initiate project Atlantis!

Icelandic Government initiate project Atlantis!

The Icelandic Government today announced that the mysterious "Ash Cloud" belching out from its Southern Coastline was a by product of the Nation's little used "Warp Drive" warming up in preparation to submerge the Island and move it away from its "an...
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Funny story: Longknob wins Big in Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza

Longknob wins Big in Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza

Thor Longknob, Gatwick's World leading Viking re-enactor, is today "standing proud" after his amazing victory in the 69th Annual Balcombe Bishop Bashing Bonanza which is held on the second Sunday in April for no particular reason. Longknob overcam...
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Funny story: Shoe throwing Tax to start from Monday!

Shoe throwing Tax to start from Monday!

Metropolitan Police Chief, Brian Panzer, went live on TV this evening to announce that Muslim Protestors would be allowed to throw shoes from Monday as an expression of anger during protests! However, Alistair Darling also went live on TV shortly...
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Funny story: Harriet Harman Flavour Crisps to be launched

Harriet Harman Flavour Crisps to be launched

A well known Crisp manufacturer from Leicester plans to launch a new range of Politically Flavoured Salty Snacks to poke fun at those that seek re-election! The first flavour to be launched will be "Harriet Harman" flavour Dorito's! Our reporte...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown in Energy Policy U-Turn!

Gordon Brown in Energy Policy U-Turn!

Gordon Brown went live on Sky News this evening to announce that the next NuLabour administration will ban Giant windmills. Plans are hastily being drawn up to replace Britain's present nuclear power stations with Diesel powered ones to ensure tha...
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Funny story: Brown sells Isle o' Wight to Obama!

Brown sells Isle o' Wight to Obama!

In a desperate bid to sell off every national asset whilst demonstrating his peerless negotiating brilliance to NuLabour's Benefit Claiming Clientelle; Prime minister Gordon Brown has sold the Isle o' Wight to America for $1 million dollars & a F...
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Funny story: The Devil Went Down To Georgia!

The Devil Went Down To Georgia!

You can see our full colour photo spread in next month's magazine showing Satan's fun packed holiday in full colour. "I've been going abroad for my vacations recently, mainly in the Middle East but there's no place like home" beamed the behoofed K...
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Funny story: Great Crested Newt swears he isn't endangered.

Great Crested Newt swears he isn't endangered.

Gordon, "The Great Crested Newt", today released a statement from a pond somewhere in Central England stating that he'd like to know exactly who said he was endangered? Gordon or Mr.Newt to you, is said to be incandescent(especially on his belly)...
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Funny story: Soho Square drain blockage mystery- update!

Soho Square drain blockage mystery- update!

Thames Water engineers finally managed to clear the main sewer pipe running beneath Soho Square after a marathon wrestling session with an unknown blockage! "Superintendent Brian Panzer", of The Metropolitan Police was able to confirm rumours tha...
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Funny story: Google manage to upset everyone!

Google manage to upset everyone!

Google were tonight left reeling under a plethora of complaints about the damage they've done to the established order of things. Mi5, Mi6, The SAS, The FBI, The CIA, The California Highway Patrol, The Scout Movement, The Khmer Rouge,Lord Lucan, A...
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Funny story: Ed Balls says, UK Schoolkids must stop smoking Meerkats!

Ed Balls says, UK Schoolkids must stop smoking Meerkats!

Schoolchildren the length (& possibly the breadth) of Britain were today devastated to hear that the new fad for smoking Meerkats is to be banned. After two small boys passed away after toking on a badly rolled Meerkat, education secretary Ed...
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Funny story: Subo signs on the dotted line

Subo signs on the dotted line

The long delayed Movie defining the Nulabour project "When Gordon met Tony" was sensationally resurrected last night after Susan Boyle put pen to paper. SuBo, aka Susan Boyle, (or "The Mad Minger", locally) confirmed that she'll be starring as "...
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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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