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Funny story:  Two British Pigs Kill Two Mexican Pigs

Two British Pigs Kill Two Mexican Pigs

Two armed British pigs have shot dead two suspected terrorist Mexican pigs at Heathrow Airport. The two armed pigs shot the two suspected terrorist Mexican pigs after CCTC showed they were about to let loose a biological weapon, namely Mexican Swi...
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Funny story:  New Strain of Swine flu Rampant in Wigan

New Strain of Swine flu Rampant in Wigan

A new virulent strain of Swine Flu know as Mexican-Swine-Bee-flu is apparently causing havoc in Wigan with reports of lots of sneezing, wheezing and a coughing going on across the length and breadth of the town according to latest reports. I spoke...
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Funny story:  BBC's Clair Balding Imprisoned For Life!

BBC's Clair Balding Imprisoned For Life!

The BBC's Clair Balding has been sensationally sacked and sentenced to life imprisonment without trial for her foul mouthed tirade against winning Grand National Jockey Liam 'Buggsy' Treadwell's Gnashers. 'Don't smile and stand too close to the ho...
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Funny story:  The Large Hadron Collidor - The Truth!

The Large Hadron Collidor - The Truth!

After an official investigation into the accident at the Large Hadron Collider the powers that be have recommended that an early warning system be installed. This system would detect the early stages of a helium leak, following an incident that has s...
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Funny story:  Everything First Thought Bad, Now Very Good!

Everything First Thought Bad, Now Very Good!

Boffins at Edinburgh University have discovered, after doing years of extensive experimentation and guinea pig trials (at taxpayers expense), that everything once thought bad for you is in fact not only very good for you but it can also cure things l...
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Funny story:  Child Genius Gets Another A Level

Child Genius Gets Another A Level

Three Year Old Rancid Mohamad Deepengin passed his 5th A Level exam yesterday, this time it was in Physics. Three year old Rancid (a self confessed bookworm and proper little know-it-all) said that when he grows up he wants to be a nuclear physicist...
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Funny story:  VAT to be scrapped

VAT to be scrapped

A leaked Government report has declared that the UK's 17.5% VAT is set to be replaced by a new tax that will transparently be aimed at fleecing the poorest members of our society even further. The new tax, entitled B.E.D. (Bleed Em Dry) tax will b...
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Funny story:  New Mensa Arrives

New Mensa Arrives

DENSA, a rival to MENSA, for completely thick and stupid people, has been formed by Albert Barnswallow an unemployed dustman from Chatteris Cambridgeshire, England. 'Eres howit'll work' said Albert, gruffly, to local reporter Mandy Grimdyke. '...
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Funny story:  Man Eats His Way Out Of Prison

Man Eats His Way Out Of Prison

A man serving 25 years to life in North State Prison has managed Incredibly to escape by literally EATING his way to freedom. Fred Crudbill (Big Fred), 43, had served just 6 years of the 25 year sentence he was serving for Grand Larceny, when las...
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Funny story:  Little Things Please Massive Mnds

Little Things Please Massive Mnds

The worlds smallest HGV has been built by Professor Mildred Nbongo at Teenytech Electronics Hull, a leading Nanotechnology Company in the field. The sub-atomic sized miniature lorry complete with articulated cab, tiny silver bumpers (front and re...
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Funny story:  Immigrants Get Everything

Immigrants Get Everything

Contrary to popular belief immigrants are far better off than good old native scroungers of this great country of ours. Yesterday I spoke to one example, Mohamad Zeep, who told me through an interpeter that he came here from Iraq three months ago and...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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