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Shopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's

Funny story: Shopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's

A freak shopping accident which killed 92 year old pensioner and father of twenty-three Wilbert Wheatchaffer has left a London branch of British supermarket chain Sainsbury's no option but closure.

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Spiderman Quits Law Enforcement, Becomes Pizza Boy

Funny story: Spiderman Quits Law Enforcement, Becomes Pizza Boy

Marvel Comics character and part-time superhero Spiderman announced his retirement today to a stunned New York City and a number of delighted criminal masterminds.

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Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory

Funny story: Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory

Tour de Farce: Shockwaves have been sent around the cycling world as yesterday's 197.5 kilometre stage, from Castelsarrasin to La Mongie, was taken by storm in rather unconventional circumstances. Five-time Tour de...

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Scientists Discover Satire Site is Wormhole to Parallel Universe

Funny story: Scientists Discover Satire Site is Wormhole to Parallel Universe

(HOUSTON, Texas) Scientists at the NASA Space Centre revealed unprecedented research today that allegedly confirms leading internet satire site TheSpoof.com as the centre of our universe and, consequently, a wormhole to other parallel u...

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McDonalds Purchases the Papacy, Ronald Made McPope

Funny story: McDonalds Purchases the Papacy, Ronald Made McPope

McDonalds Corporation has officially announced today its successful hostile takeover of the Roman Catholic Church and affiliated organisations. McDonalds now has exclusive rights to the Pope and the Vatican, whilst...

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Stephen Hawking sues Microsoft for copying his voice

Funny story: Stephen Hawking sues Microsoft for copying his voice

World-famous cosmologist and theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has today filed a lawsuit against Microsoft Corporation for unlawful replication of his trademark computerised voice.

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George Bush, Tony Blair, Britney Spears and her Beaver to form barber shop quartet

Funny story: George Bush, Tony Blair, Britney Spears and her Beaver to form barber shop quartet

(NEW YORK) - Jive Records, the label behind such famous artists as Britney Spears and … Britney Spears, has in a spectacular turn of events announced today that the U.S. President George Bush and the British Prime Minister Tony Blair will be t...

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George Bush likens crashing his bicycle to soldiers storming Normandy beaches on D-Day

Funny story: George Bush likens crashing his bicycle to soldiers storming Normandy beaches on D-Day

AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. - Likening crashing off his bicycle to soldiers storming Normany beaches on D-Day, 1944, President Bush urged support on Wednesday for his efforts to spread freedom and democracy in the Middle East despite the angry distrust...

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Emile Heskey to run "Heskeylator" escalator franchise

Funny story: Emile Heskey to run "Heskeylator" escalator franchise

Emile Heskey's 5 million pound move today from Liverpool FC to Birmingham City FC has sparked off a string of remarkable revelations concerning the indomitable striker's business ventures.

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Bush : Send in the ducks - no, the other ducks

Funny story: Bush : Send in the ducks - no, the other ducks

In a shock move today, George Bush announced that the Mighty Ducks - this time, yes, the hockey team - would also be sent into Iraq to "smack the proverbial s**t" out of terrorists and insurgents alike.

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Bush : Send in the ducks

Funny story: Bush : Send in the ducks

George Bush unveiled plans in a White House press conference today to send "The Ducks" into Iraq. He was not, of course, referring to the hockey team - that would be silly - but rather the Asian Duck Corps prided for their efficiency and annihilat...

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McDonald's to undergo image overhaul: Molière appointed chief executive

Funny story: McDonald's to undergo image overhaul: Molière appointed chief executive

OTTAWA - McDonald's Corporation vice-president, Arnold McDonald, announced to the world's press today the appointment of Jean-Baptiste Poquelin (dit Molière) as the new chief executive of the fast-food chain, and with it the forthcoming overha...

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Ronald McDonald busted for bestiality

Funny story: Ronald McDonald busted for bestiality

Aging fast-food spokesman Ronald McDonald was arrested early this morning on his Midland, Texas, farm amidst sensational allegations...

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