A prison inmate has been removed from kitchen duties in HMP Wakefield after causing grievous bodily harm to the pot washer because of mishearing a culinary proverb in his youth.
Remembering his mother say "You have to break a few legs to make ome...
A government statistician, Dr. Alan Jones, has revealed that there is a link between school league tables and type of violent crime in a city.
Cities with high levels of gun crime such as Manchester perform just below the national average. Wherea...
Following 20 years of appealing, DNA evidence has proved that Mr Ernest Video of Stoney Creek, Alabama did not kill the up and coming radio DJ Bob Young.
The town of Jersey, Mississippi held a vigil and even grown men wept in the street on hearin...
Trading standards have successfully sued the government over misleading speed camera signs. Speeder John Wilson contacted trading standards to complain that the cameras used by police are nothing like the ones shown on the signs.
The high court j...
The Bank of England has announced that it is going to print 700 billion Euros in order to devalue the once worthless currency which will soon be worth more than the pound.
The currency will be shipped over to the continent and dumped on Dunkirk b...
Following the leak of recent IQ test results at Chelsea FC, the BBC is to launch a new footballer's version of "University Challenge". "The aim of the show is to prove that footballers are not just overpaid, thick b******s and the public are getting...
Due to serious fixture congestion chasing 17 trophies this season, Sir Alex Ferguson has registered himself as a Manchester United player with the FA.
A fee of £5.47 plus VAT had to be paid to the Scottish FA to transfer registration papers. Ji S...
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