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Stephen Hawking will not make a full recovery after all

Funny story: Stephen Hawking will not make a full recovery after all

The doctors treating the stricken science fiction author Stephen Hawking have embarrassingly changed their original prognosis that he will make a full recovery. The wheelchair bound professor was admitted to PC World on Oxford Street on Monday af...

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Michelle O'Bama to have elocution lessons

Funny story: Michelle O'Bama to have elocution lessons

Celebrity politician Barack O'Bamas wife Michelle 'Big Mamma' O'Bama is to have elocution lessons to prevent her sounding too 'white'. Michelle was shocked to discover some black school kids she visited in DC all agreed she was 'forgetting her roo...

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Americans laden with Obama / Biden.

Funny story: Americans laden with Obama / Biden.

After a tough 50 days gullible American voters are waking up to the shocking fact they will be burdened with the Obama / Biden 'dream' ticket for some years yet. Obama caused controversy by throwing a lavish '50 days' party at his White House crib...

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Cameron calls for new torture probe

Funny story: Cameron calls for new torture probe

Tory Leader David Cameron Speaking at Prime Minister's Question Time, called for new and improved torture probes. He said existing probes have not proved effective enough in extracting information from Islamic no-fun-and-mentalists being held in chal...

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Gary Coleman to reveal the secrets of eternal youth

Funny story: Gary Coleman to reveal the secrets of eternal youth

78 year old method actor Gary Coleman is to auction the secrets to eternal youth to the highest bidder. The 80's superstar has fallen on hard times after investing the last of his royalty cheques from his show 'Different Strokes' in the stricken A...

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Moroccan man awarded fast food chain in court case

Funny story: Moroccan man awarded fast food chain in court case

A Moroccan man was yesterday awarded ownership of the MickeyDee's fast food company in a landmark case at the high court. 59 year old unemployed Muslim Al Lah Isa Maricon who has been living in London illegally all his life brought a £56 billion l...

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Gary Glitter mistakingly signs up for euthanasia

Funny story: Gary Glitter mistakingly signs up for euthanasia

Paul Gadd known by his self styled moniker Sir Gary of Glitter was last night locked in legal talks with a Swiss firm to try to break a legally binding contract. The 'leader of the chain gang' signed the contract on Friday morning with the Swiss h...

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Little Chef buy out The Fat Duck

Funny story: Little Chef buy out The Fat Duck

Fine food outlet Little Chef has announced today they have bought the troubled eatery the Fat Duck in Bray. The publicly listed restaurant has seen its shares tumble due in large to the lack of fat cats dining at the Fat Duck because of the 'Credi...

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Amy Winehouse to return 'home'

Funny story: Amy Winehouse to return 'home'

Amy Winehouse has announced she intends to live on a kibbutz in Israel when she finishes her 12 year sabbatical in the Caribbean. The singer has gone to the Caribbean to get as far away as possible from drugs - the islands are drug free - and it s...

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Tsonga calls Thatcher a 'rag doll'

Funny story: Tsonga calls Thatcher a 'rag doll'

French tennis superstar and professional Cassius Clay look-a-like Jo-Wilfried Tsonga caused absolutely no controversy at all yesterday when he said Carol Thatcher looked like a "scruffy rag doll". Tsonga was appearing on the unpopular French TV sh...

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Liverpool RedMen subject of new DIC takeover bid.

Funny story: Liverpool RedMen subject of new DIC takeover bid.

The famous US scouse soccer team the Liverpool Redmen look like changing hands again as it is rumoured Middle Eastern investors Dubai International Capital (DIC) are looking at launching their tenth bid to buy the American club. Chad Arlington the...

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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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