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Clay Aiken and William Hung to Record a Duet Together

Funny story: Clay Aiken and William Hung to Record a Duet Together

In a move that's rocked the music industry to its core, Clay Aiken and William Hung have joined pop culture forces to perform a duet together. It's been dubbed, She Bangs...Her Head Against the Wall Because That Would Be Less Painful Liste...

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Athens Prepares for Olympics: Zeus Angry

Funny story: Athens Prepares for Olympics: Zeus Angry

Mt. Olympus - Athens, Greece...

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Madonna Releases New Album: Confuses Old People

Funny story: Madonna Releases New Album: Confuses Old People

Madonna Louise Ciccone-Richie, the artist formerly known as Madonna, has released a new album under the moniker Esther C.

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Bachelor Bust Up: Jesse and Jessica Call It Quits

Funny story: Bachelor Bust Up: Jesse and Jessica Call It Quits

"It was like the shot heard 'round the world. Everyone in my generation will remember where they were when they heard that Jesse and Jessica broke up. It's so sad. Worse than when Andrew and Jen split up and then she took up with that Bi...

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Diana Degarmo's Meltdown

Funny story: Diana Degarmo's Meltdown

Diana Degarmo finally broke down and cried today. "I'm so f***in' sick and tired of being the nice and sweet girl. I ain't got no street cred since doing this whack American Idol. People don't even think I'm latina enough. It...

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American Idol Not Racist Enough

Funny story: American Idol Not Racist Enough

Somewhere in Alabama, Jim Rednecker announced from beneath his sheet today that he's "sick and doggurn' tired about all the belly...

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Jesus and Satan Found

Boston, Massachusetts, As Spoof writer, week Dan Bristol

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American Idol Winner Announced

Funny story: American Idol Winner Announced

Yes, almost two full days before the results show, this reporter has learned who will win American Idol.

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President Bush Postpones November Election

Funny story: President Bush Postpones November Election

Washington, DC or Midland, TX (cuz Dubya's probably on his pre-summer but post-spring vacation)--...

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John Kerry to Guest-Judge American Idol Finale

Funny story: John Kerry to Guest-Judge American Idol Finale

In a move that has America reeling, potential Democratic presidential nominee John "Big-Head and Yes I am part Jewish and I'm married to a wealthy woman" Kerry has decided to be a guest judge on American Idol for the Tuesday finale.

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Bush Garners Jewish Support - Kerry announces African-American Ancestry

Funny story: Bush Garners Jewish Support - Kerry announces African-American Ancestry

President Bush achieved a coup over Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry, or John K. Kohn when he received support from a Jewish lobbying group.

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Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

Funny story: Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

The head honchos at Apple Computer have contacted Gwyneth Paltrow and her rocker-husband, Chris Martin, and told them in no uncertain terms that they must rename their baby.

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Pope Names New Saints

Funny story: Pope Names New Saints

Vatican City, Vatican--- The papacy, in its effort to look hip and cool, to a modern world, has, to quote celebrity Chef Emeril "Bam"...

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Scientists Discover New Disease Related to Too Much Reality TV Watching

Funny story: Scientists Discover New Disease Related to Too Much Reality TV Watching

Hollywood, CA Scientists at the Bad Television Institute of the Americas have uncovered a new disease which affects avid Reality-TV watchers. T...

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Low-Down on the Don Ho American Idol Conspiracy

Funny story: Low-Down on the Don Ho American Idol Conspiracy

USA -- The whole country was in shock from 9:55 - 9:57 EST last night as LaToya London was voted off of American Idol. "Man, this i...

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Musician Breaks New Ground

Funny story: Musician Breaks New Ground

Joaquin, a native of East Rutherford, RI, has blasted on to the scene with his experimental new album entitled Silence.

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Billy Ocean Makes A Comeback

Funny story: Billy Ocean Makes A Comeback

The world is rejoicing because Billy "Caribbean Queen" Ocean is making a comeback. After falling into near obscurity in the late 80s, this pop star is out, about and telling the world that, to quote LL Cool J:...

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Survivor 10: East L.A. Edition

Funny story: Survivor 10: East L.A. Edition

After the Survivor Finale of the other night, many people wondered just what the reality powerhouse would try next.

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