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St Cullottes slams poverty critics

Funny story: St Cullottes slams poverty critics

French President Knickerless St Cullottes today angrily rejected claims he was not doing enough for poverty in France. ''I have done more to increase poverty than any other president'' he claimed after distributing a fact dossier to assembled journal...

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Binge drinkers in for a gong

Funny story: Binge drinkers in for a gong

Doctors have announced today ''Binge drinking is good for you'' ending years of debate in an instant. The study commissioned by leading beverage peddlar,interbrewed, found that huge amounts of alcohol consumed in a short period actually helps young...

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Police find tongue out perverts

Funny story: Police find tongue out perverts

Interplod today uncovered a massive international pervert ring involving millions of people worldwide. Details are vague so far but one insider who spoke annonymously said ''we've found evidence of postage stamp licking on an unprecedented scale''.

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President in bed as France burns

Funny story: President in bed as France burns

President Sparkoffsky of France is under armed guard at a millitary hospital tonight, after being found collapsed and foaming at the mouth whilst out jogging. Passers by watched for 30 minutes, not realising it was not his normal behaviour, before he...

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London set to close

Funny story: London set to close

Prime Minister, Bordon Grown, 37 sensationally announced plans today, to '' follow the BBC'' and move the capital of England to Manchester. After the success of the BBC move up north, with over 14% of managers in favour, Brown thinks a move close...

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More crime plead hard up lawyers

Funny story: More crime plead hard up lawyers

Lawyers are facing a life on skid row as the credit crunch bites deep. With 83% of the adult population already behind bars after the highly successful ''Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime'' campaign,there just aren't enough people left to...

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