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Funny story: Sacramento's Tent City to Promote Tourism

Sacramento's Tent City to Promote Tourism

In an effort to shed the negative connotations of shanty-dwelling, Tent City has incorporated and is in the progress of establishing a Chamber of Commerce. "We're trying to establish a system of trade here," Said Floyd "Bud" Smucker, "so far we ha...
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Funny story: Big 3 Arrive At Economic Solution

Big 3 Arrive At Economic Solution

An unnamed source at Chrysler LLC disclosed that they, as well as Ford and GM, had a solution to their economic woes. "The answer is mind-bogglingly simple. We have seven million illegal immigrants taking jobs in our country while we have ten mil...
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Funny story: Introducing: Butt Bud

Introducing: Butt Bud

iPod users have been known to complain about the sound quality of their 'ear bud' earphones, but don't think for a minute that the manufacturers have been resting on their laurels. "Actually we've been experimenting on them!" Jokes Peter "Thump" E...
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Funny story: Giant Cockroach At Center Of Missing Person Investigatilon

Giant Cockroach At Center Of Missing Person Investigatilon

A gigantic cockroach remains the sole mystery in the disappearance of Gregory Simpson. "We're convinced that he just took off." Says his mother, a home-ridden asthmatic. "He was always a selfish bastard. And leaving a big bug in the bed was just...
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Funny story: Obama: We Will Recover

Obama: We Will Recover

In a speech to constituents in Detroit today, President Obama reiterated that the U.S. economy would recover. Perpetuating comparisons to the Great Depression, Obama said,"Make no mistake, it won't be easy; unemployment will continue to rise, hom...
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Funny story: New direction for Rourke

New direction for Rourke

Resurrected actor and tabloid fodder Mickey Rourke has announced yet another turning point in his tumultuous career: Song and dance man! "I was totally blown away by Hugh Jackman at the Oscars," beamed Rourke at an Academy Awards after-party, "thi...
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Funny story: Sign of the times

Sign of the times

In a press release Friday, Starbucks announced that it will begin selling instant coffee for one dollar per cup in an effort to become viable in these trying economic times. In a related story, chef Gordon Ramsey, of the FOX network's "Hell's Ki...
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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