The government is set to extend its proposals to force dog owners to insure their pets, with another scheme to cover all dangerous animals. The list will include hamsters that bite, garrulous budgies with too much to say for themselves, goldfish with...
Holidaymakers in various parts of Europe have been taken ill by what appears to be a mutant version of swine flu.
Symptoms include severe headaches, tiredness, vomiting and a general malaise. Projectile vomiting appears to be the first symptom, ho...
Ronnie Biggs, the Great Train Robber has escaped from hospital after he was told that he had been refused parole by Jack Straw.
A spokesperson for the Home Office said that he escaped when two prison officers guarding him were distracted by a nurs...
Harriet Harman has announced a radical new plan to increase the number of women in senior positions in government, industry and the professions. Announcing the plan, she states that it is taking far too long for women to attain the top jobs. There ne...
A team of Dutch investigators from the Dutch Flat Earth Society have concluded that Norfolk is not as flat as some have suggested. Dr Rip Van Scrotum, spokesman for the Society states that it appears that the highest point is some 2 metres higher tha...
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