Dale Winton, host of "Hole in the Wall", amongst other televisual works of genius, has declared today his love of "big juicy tits".
The 53 year old added "There's nothing I like more than milking a massive pair of swollen tits". His off the cuff...
Astonished voters awoke this morning to an incredible revelation. News has been leaked that Barack Obama is in fact BLACK.
Many of America's 'simple folk' feel duped and say that if the Obama camp had released this information previous to the ele...
Pizza companies in the UK have recorded an impressive profit despite the ongoing 'crunch'. The downturn in the economy has meant that people are eating out less and deciding to stay in and chow down on fat covered dough instead.
A noted scienti...
...or rather that should be, compared to Mrs Obama, Sarah Brown has nothing on.
Michelle Obama is the cover girl for the March edition of fashion magazine 'Vogue'. This will only be the second time an American First Lady has taken the place of a...
Doctors' with concerns over Stephen Hawking's enlarged testicles have had their fears abated today. The Professor announced that as well as proving the existence of a singularity in space-time, he could also unleash an unearthly volume of 'man juice'...
Today 'Big' Ron Atkinson revealed he found Jade Goody to be a wonderful role model.
In a recent interview Ron said "If only I could get the kind of exposure that tart's had. Everyone's forgot about her old playful racist banter. I want a piece of...
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