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Funny story:  Sliced Bread Knocked off top spot!

Sliced Bread Knocked off top spot!

The widely popular television (also known as the stoner's paradise, the picto-cube, the Funbox, and the idiot box) is now the greatest achievement in the history of mankind since the wheel, sliced bread and, according to many, white chocolate Kinder...
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Funny story:  Snow place like home

Snow place like home

The small village of Loxton in Somerset has today released plans to have winter all year round in a headstrong attempt to keep the dreaded Harlequin Ladybird off there streets and away from the folds in there curtains. The Harlequin comes form As...
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Funny story:  Flag poles attack Essex

Flag poles attack Essex

With over one hundred confirmed deaths, 50 people injured and twenty suspected anal brutalities, terrorised citizens of Essex plea "when will the madness end?" These shocking statistics were released by Colchester's local police station yesterday...
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Microwave Attachment Eliminates Need For Head Shaving

Hyram B. Dison's invention, which eliminates daily head shaving, is now on sale. "Microcaps" use a microwave to defoliate scalps with a rubber skull attachment similar to ones used in electric chairs.

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