Bernie Madoff who made off with billions has decided that at 70 he is about to see the end of his miserable life in the crowbar hotel. He insisted that he have satin sheets and for his first meal he demanded escargot and a fine wine.
After the pro...
A mother of octuplets was seen stalking sperm banks after her publicist quit her employ in anger. The publicist, who will not disclose his name, said Octom mom is a greedy nut case.
Asked why he was so upset he said, first she made him watch a...
Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh will be featured on a pay for view wrestling match on HBO April first.
Limbaugh will be wearing a red white and blue loin cloth and Moore will be wearing a hot pink one. The two rotund men will go 5 rounds or until...
Is Sarah Palin too pretty to run? This the question being asked and so far it seems when Democrats are asked they break out in hysterical laughter Republicans just get a glazed over look in their eyes and start crying.
I contacted John McCain and...
Barbara Bush, mother of ex president George W. Bush is recovering from heart surgery. A pig valve was inserted into the 83 year old ex first lady and she oinked on awakening from the surgery.
Her husband made the following statement: "Now that th...
In an exclusive interview with RNC Chairman Michael Steele, he announced he is sorry for his remarks about Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh.
He begged Limbaugh for forgiveness and complimented him on his black outfit that showed tons of un...
Former Illinois Gov. Blagojevich has written a tell all book and we hear he is getting big, big bucks for it.
Blagojevich, who vehemently denies he tried to sell President Obama's senate seat, has written about the deals he made or did not make.
Rush Limbaugh, the mouth of the Republican party, was rushed to the hospital to have a large boil removed from his buttocks. It seems that after a 12 course meal at his favorite restaurant, Porkers R Us he became irritated and squirmed in his seat un...
Crawford Texas - Late yesterday it was learned that George W. Bush was hired at a local laundry. His main job is to remove feces stains left by former members of his cabinet.
Carl Rove was seen dragging in a large garbage bag full of sheets as...
A snuggle blanket, which has built in sleeves to allow day-to-day tasks to be performed from under the covers, has been removed from the market. Consumers have raised numerous complaints about the garment, particularly women.
Several consumers com...
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