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Funny story: 'Ben & Jerry's' Announce Banana Split

'Ben & Jerry's' Announce Banana Split

Another blow was dealt to the global economy today when ice cream giants, Ben from Ben & Jerry's, and Jerry from Ben & Jerry's, announced that the company was to split following failure to negotiate mutually accepted terms. In a joint statem...
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Funny story: Government Praises Snow For Recession Distraction

Government Praises Snow For Recession Distraction

Gordon Brown took time out of a Saturday morning Fifa '09 marathon today to publicly acknowledge the snow with regards to its work in making everyone forget about the recession. "We wish to thank the recent extended spat of extreme weather for i...
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Funny story: Snow Hits Number Ten

Snow Hits Number Ten

Snow hit number ten for the first time since the winter of 1943 at midday today. The surprise result was published by watchdog BFAPAS, the British Fear And Phobia And Spookyness group. "I received a phone call from head office at 11:30 this morni...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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