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Funny story: Torres Can't Kop A Feel

Torres Can't Kop A Feel

Liverpool superstar Fernando Torres has admitted he doesn't wasn't Liverpool to win the title as it may harm his chances with the gay section of the Kop end. Speaking outspokenly about the situation Torres (20 something) said "They always want wha...
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Funny story: Northern Ireland Guns for Murder

Northern Ireland Guns for Murder

The Sectarian Hunting Season got kicked off in Northern Ireland yesterday with the Annual 'Ash Wednesday Hunt' in Belfast. Every year Catholics have to go to church to get ashes spread on their foreheads in the shape of a cross. The reason given...
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Funny story: Nadal's Throat Is A Bay Of Pig

Nadal's Throat Is A Bay Of Pig

Tennis Superstar Rafael Nadal has revealed the secret agony that has afflicted him since breaking on the Tennis scene in 2005; he has a tiny pig lodged in his throat. The Majorcan Maestro,22,from Majorca shocked the Tennis and Pig world this morni...
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Funny story: Sweet Homo Alabama

Sweet Homo Alabama

America is in a state of shock as Scientist's today proved that one of the strongholds of the Bible Belt, Alabama, is gay. The news comes as a complete surprise as the State itself is one of the many in Middle America famed for it's populace of in...
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Funny story: O'Connor is O'Ver The Hill

O'Connor is O'Ver The Hill

Popular (citation needed) TV personality (citation needed) Des Ormond Connor aka Des O' Connor has finally pissed on the last ember of his sanity today whilst in a London eatery. Startled onlookers could only stand agog as Des put down his slice...
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Funny story: Jenson Button sues Button for Button

Jenson Button sues Button for Button

In a story bound to shock the world (or at least bits of the first world) Formula One also ran (thank you) Jenson Button is suing the makers of the movie "The curious case of Benjamin Button" as well as the estate of F. Scott Fitzgerald, who wrote th...
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Funny story: Kellogg's Krack The Krunch

Kellogg's Krack The Krunch

It may be a time of depression, financial misery and general crappiness but that doesn't stop those guys at Kellogg's trying to spin that into a nutritional breakfast snack. Yes indeedy, Kellogg's have announced the imminent release of their new C...
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Funny story: Beckham Has The Galaxy At His Knees

Beckham Has The Galaxy At His Knees

Keep reading, then applaud the wittiness of the headline - Wanataway LA galaxy star David Beckham has come up with an idea that could please his American bosses and allow him to play real football at his loan club AC Milan for the rest of the season.
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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