Yes, it's true, (well, to be more accurate, false) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going to get married!
Pattinson, 22, proposed to Stewart, 19, last weekend in a dream I had. Rob had taken Kris to Hawaii when he took her on a special dat...
Britney Spears , 27, recently revealed to Star Magazine that she's putting both her sons up for adoption.
"Britney has a lot to deal with right now. This is her decision, and I support it. Sean , and Jayden are going to be fine," says a rep for B...
Hilary Duff, 21, has announced that she's going to have a breast augmentation.
"I just feel I need this to fit in with the other celebrities that have done it," says Duff, "it would make me feel better about myself..." YIKES!
She says she's g...
Jill Mathison of Maryland got married, and had a baby 4 months after wedding, she's 74.
The husband, George Bates , is actually 83 years old. He had been married earlier, but divorced his now ex-wife when he was 71.
Jill and George met at a h...
A hospital in New Jersey says that they are "fed up with all the teenage pregnancies!"
Kathy Hamilton , 28, a nurse at the NJ hospital says that "the number of teenage pregnancies we get is ridiculous! It's like looking at 100 Jamie Lynn's a day!"...
The mother of new Octuplets, has had DCF called on her, says the leprechauns who live in my brain.
This happened Friday morning, when a neighbor heard loud, crying babies from her house.
"I couldn't believe it! It was very annoying. I don't th...
Hollywood , CA: Miley Cyrus is now the owner of a brand new car. But how, you ask, she can't even drive?!
Miley's father, Billy Ray, went to the DMV with her yesterday morning. She hadn't studied the manuals, or anything!
Soon after Miley and...
Jamie Lynn Spears revealed yesterday that she's single, and pregnant again.
Her now ex-boyfriend, Casey Aldridge says that "Jamie's going to be ok. We're still friends..."
Jamie's mom said: "She's doing ok, actually. We still are a bit shocked...
It appears that Ashlee Simpson , 24, and Pete Wentz ,29, have split up, after Ashlee gave birth to son Bronx Mowgli Wentz last year in November.
When Ashlee was asked about it, she said that "things really weren't working out. We were fighting a...
It was reported yesterday that , Paris Hilton, yes, Paris, is going to adopt.
"She's seen Nicole with Harlow, so I guess she, well, got a little jealous , maybe..." says a rep for Hilton.
Rumor has it that the child might be a 6 month old from...
Miley Cyrus, 16, has denied rumors that she's pregnant.
"If I was pregnant, I would say something, but I'm not , so.." says Cyrus.
Miley was recently seen walking outside of an L.A. restaurant, with a weird look on her face, like she's hiding...
Pals of TV star Demi Lovato say her new boyfriend is a bad choice!
Lovato, 16, is now supposedly dating a guy from somewhere in New Jersey, his name is Chris Thomson.
"We don't think he's right for her, BUT it's not our choice to make, that's...
Jon Gosselin, 31 , has split from wife , Kate Gosselin , 33. He's also leaving the children with her. So Mady, Cara, Collin, Leah, Hannah, Joel, Aaden, and Alexis will have visiting hours set to be with Jon.
In an interview, Jon tells that "some...
It seems that stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart , are together. The two were spotted hugging and laughing at an event in Wallenpaupack, Pennsylvania.
"They are just friends. Nothing bad was going on. They're young, they have the right to ha...
Hilary Duff, 21, was recently spotted outside an NYC restaurant, with Joel Madden, 29. The two started dating in 2004, and broke up a few years later.
Hilary is dating Mike Comrie, right now. Joel is with Nicole Richie, and their daughter , Harlo...
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