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Funny story: Bournemouth Photographer admits guilt for latest Gazza booze meltdown

Bournemouth Photographer admits guilt for latest Gazza booze meltdown

The photographer at the centre of the Gazza booze binge storm has admitted his part in the much loved footballers latest drunken meltdown in an exclusive interview with Shaworth of the daily Spoof. "I was really busy when he called by" the photograp...
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Funny story: Newcastle United Manager Alan Shearer sacked

Newcastle United Manager Alan Shearer sacked

In a move considered knee jerk even by Mike Ashley standards, Alan Shearer was sensationally sacked last night by the Newcastle chairman after just three games in charge. Shearer, tall, blonde, 41, from Newcastle was said to be "devastated" to be...
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Funny story: Howard Webb explains strange penalty decision

Howard Webb explains strange penalty decision

Howard Webb agreed to an exclusive interview with The Spoof senior sports correspondent yesterday to explain his widely criticised penalty decision against Tottenham Hotspur on Saturday. I met him outside his detached four bedroomed property in Ch...
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Funny story: Howard Webb appointed Manchester United Director of Football

Howard Webb appointed Manchester United Director of Football

Premier league referee Howard Webb was appointed as the new director of Football for Manchester United yesterday. The news was greeted by delirious scenes of celebration around old Trafford as Webb was hailed as a "Messiah" who would ensure Mancheste...
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Funny story: Rafael Benitez apologises to Sir Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce

Rafael Benitez apologises to Sir Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce

Rafael Benitez confounded his critics by apologising to Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce at a hastily convened press conference earlier today. The normally calm and business like Benitez looked emotional as he said, "When I reviewed the footage fr...
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Funny story: Manchester United player to appear in TV's Rogue Traders

Manchester United player to appear in TV's Rogue Traders

Manchester United forward Dimitar Berbatov is appearing in BBC television program "Rogue Traders" tonight at eight thirty. Berbatov was followed for over two weeks by the shows presenters Matt Allwright an investigative journalist, and his side-kick,...
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Funny story: Spoof reporter injured as Police use CS spray in the Houses of Parliament

Spoof reporter injured as Police use CS spray in the Houses of Parliament

The scuffle involved two guests at a Commons party hosted by Conservative chairman Eric Pickles on Monday night. The pair, whom Tory sources identified as journalists from the Sun and Daily Star, left the event but continued arguing about breasts in...
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Funny story: Madonna - No More Adopted Kids

Madonna - No More Adopted Kids

Madonna has put the turbulent history of adopting children behind her and returned David Banda to Mali, much to the annoyance of his Father three thousand miles away in Malawi. "I will no longer be adopting children" she told a mass of reporters o...
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Funny story: Lesbians to double in number by 2070

Lesbians to double in number by 2070

In another world exclusive, Professor Phil Myars of Wigan University granted me a preview of his latest alarming study due to be published in the Lancet later this week. The respected professor and his team predict that the number of Lesbians in the...
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Funny story: All Gays Extinct By 2070

All Gays Extinct By 2070

In another world exclusive, a preview of an alarming study due to be published in the Lancet this week that predicts that homosexual men will be a thing of the past by the year 2070. Professor Phil Myars of Wigan University explained his theory o...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

Wayne Rooney in "hate" outburst (part 2)

The hastily convened press conference in which Wayne Rooney was supposed to prove to the world that he does not "hate" rice, descended into farce earlier today in Valencia, Spain. In front of a throng of reporters and photographers from around th...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney in "hate" Outburst

Wayne Rooney in "hate" Outburst

Sir Alex Ferguson has defended Wayne Rooney over the Manchester United striker's comments that he "hates" Rice pudding. The club website published quotes from the former Everton player before withdrawing them, claiming they "were open to wilful mis-r...
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Funny story: Noel Edmonds Diagnosed Insane

Noel Edmonds Diagnosed Insane

In a sensational development in the "Deal or no Deal" TV scandal presenter Noel Edmonds was certified as insane yesterday by a medical examiner in Basingstoke Hampshire. Shocked family members and colleagues were stunned by the news that he had been...
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Funny story: Madrid team was not "Real" rages Platini

Madrid team was not "Real" rages Platini

Real Madrid found themselves at the centre of a scandal that could rock European football to its very core. They are accused of fielding a team of lookie-likies against Liverpool in the second leg of their champions league clash at Anfield on Tuesday...
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Funny story: Madonna's latest adoption attempt ends in failure

Madonna's latest adoption attempt ends in failure

World famous singer and entertainer Madonna's well publicised attempt to adopt 18 month old Angsangammillik from her Innuit family in north western Greenland have ended in failure. A source close to Madonna told me, "Madonna is totally devastated...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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