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Funny story:  England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

The England cricket has been recalled by the ECB after their woeful display in the first test in the West Indies. The womens England team is been sent out the Caribbean to play in place of the male side. The England team lost the match by an inni...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton to have buttock transplant

Paris Hilton to have buttock transplant

The American heiress and socialite Paris Hilton is to have the world's first buttock transport. Paris who stars in many pornographic films is said to be undertaking the operation for professional reasons. The operation is likely to last around 6...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton and David Milliband in Sex Orgy shame

Hillary Clinton and David Milliband in Sex Orgy shame

Hillary Clinton and UK Foreign Minister David Milliband are at the centre of a sex orgy storm following their meeting last week. The meeting was the first by a member of Obama administration with a major overseas government. It was reported at th...
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Funny story:  French planning UK invasion.

French planning UK invasion.

Following the attack by the French President Nicolas Sarkozy on the UK's economic policy there are growing fears that he actually has plans to invade Great Britain. The French who are still smarting from losing the battle of Waterloo are said to be m...
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Funny story:  Fat people to be shot

Fat people to be shot

The UK government has introduced a radical measure to stop the ever growing rate of obesity, all fat people are to be shot. The UK has the worse record in the world for obesity with actually 1 in 2 adults classed as either being overweight or obe...
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Funny story:  Manchester United enter administration

Manchester United enter administration

The world champions Manchester United have been forced to enter administration. They are the first big name football club to fall to the worldwide economic crisis. The club which is owned by a mad fat American fella, said it simply had no choice beca...
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Funny story:  Obama Quits The White House

Obama Quits The White House

The 44th President of the United States Barrack Obama has quit the job just weeks into his administration. The entire Obama team has also walked out fuelling speculation that George W Bush will be recalled to fill the power vacuum. Obama has give...
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Funny story:  Former England stars for IPL

Former England stars for IPL

England cricket stars have proved very popular in the IPL auctions. Following the success of Flintoff and Pieterson and to a lesser degree other current England players a number of "retired" stars are considering joining the fun. David Lloyd, the...
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Funny story:  Peter Jones' socks to take over economy

Peter Jones' socks to take over economy

The socks of businessman Peter Jones are to take over the management of the economy the government have said. Jones who is famous for being a Romanian Ridgeback on the TV programme Dragon's Den is said to be delighted at the news. Jones' socks fi...
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Funny story:  Mandelson pens "Sex crazed Politics"

Mandelson pens "Sex crazed Politics"

Peter Mandelson has taken up the pen and written his own spicy sexy novel. The novel which is due for release later year called "Sex crazed Politics" is about the sex charged happenings behind the scenes in the Houses of Parliament. The story...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton no Longer

Paris Hilton no Longer

The American heiress Paris Hilton is fed up of her name reports say. After spending 2 hours filming in the UK recently she declared she loved the country so much she was considering changing her name to Northampton Travel Lodge. Miss Hilton who l...
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Funny story:  10 pence coin to be removed from circulation

10 pence coin to be removed from circulation

The Royal Mint has advised that the 10pence coin is to be removed from circulation. Officials have realised that the coin is actually a little under an inch in diameter, the records list the coin as actually being an inch in it's diameter. There...
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Funny story:  David Beckham in Sex Change Shocker

David Beckham in Sex Change Shocker

Football megastar David Beckham has been involved in a sex change scandal. His wife, Posh spice is said to be stunned at the news. The revelations come as his lawyers attempt to make his move AC Milan a done deal. Female fans across the globe wer...
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Funny story:  Elton John is changing his name back to Reg Dwight

Elton John is changing his name back to Reg Dwight

The music world was stunned to hear that Pop superstar Elton John is changing his name BACK to Reg Dwight. Elton who was born Reg Dwight in 1893 changed his name after gaining fame with his hit Killer Queen. John who famously sang the Chicken Son...
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Funny story:  James May to be deported

James May to be deported

The television presenter James May is to be deported from Great Britain our sources tell us. The long haired Top Gear presenter who is nick named Captain Slow is in fact Nigerian. Mr May, 49, has been living in the UK under an assumed identity fo...
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Funny story:  Burton Albion to go straight into Premier League

Burton Albion to go straight into Premier League

Burton Albion who currently lead the Blue Square Conference by 745 points are to be promoted directly into the Premier League. The Chairman was unavailable for comment but would without doubt be delighted at the news. Burton Albion who have n...
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Funny story:  Culture Club singer caught with his trousers down

Culture Club singer caught with his trousers down

The prison service refused to comment on reports that Boy George was the prisoner involved in an escape attempt this afternoon. The prisoner believed to be the former 80's superstar was caught with his trousers down in the toilets attempting to f...
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Funny story:  Free PC for over eighty fives

Free PC for over eighty fives

The Government has announced that all pensioners over the age of eighty five are to be given free PC equipment. A spokesman for the government said "Quite frankly these old folks are letting the side down when it comes to improving our level of c...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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