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Funny story: Jade Goody all set for role in Eastenders

Jade Goody all set for role in Eastenders

Cancer ridden tabloid cod piece Jade Goody was said to be delighted after the make a wish foundation granted her wish of appearing in long running BBC television show eastenders. It's thought the former big brother, celebrity big brother and racis...
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Funny story: Rihanna learns to keep her mouth shut the hard way

Rihanna learns to keep her mouth shut the hard way

International pop sensation Rihanna was taught a valuable life lesson this week when she finally learned that sometimes it's better to just keep your mouth shut. The incident happened whilst the umbrella singer was buying her dinner from a hotdog...
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Funny story: Man gives up hope of not having to clean shit up

Man gives up hope of not having to clean shit up

Adam Booth finally succumbed to the realisation that he is never going to be called to isle 32 because there is an old friend to see him or to the fish counter just because they like his face. No, it will be as it always is, to clean up someone else'...
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Funny story: Wrong bush burning admits god

Wrong bush burning admits god

Could a simple miscommunication have led to the most severe bush fires in Australian history? With the death toll of hundreds rising rapidly it seemed that god had chosen to forsake the people of Australia, for what is still unclear. That is unti...
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Funny story: Scientists reveal that children are not in fact the future

Scientists reveal that children are not in fact the future

Contrary to long held popular belief it seems today that children are not the future. Man has longed to know the secrets of the future for as long as the idea of the future has existed. From Nostradamus to those ridiculous arseholes that essential...
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Funny story: Whore smasher drops appeal.

Whore smasher drops appeal.

Convicted serial killer Steve Wright was left red faced at his appeal hearing today when he suddenly remembered that he had in fact been responsible for the killing of 5 Ipswich prostitutes back in 2006 the sudden recollection and subsequent admissio...
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Funny story: Man finds solitary remaining new way to masturbate, exhausts it

Man finds solitary remaining new way to masturbate, exhausts it

In an emotional rollercoaster of a journey last night, a local man uncovered the solitary remaining exciting way to masturbate that had been out of his reach for some time. The joy, quickly turned to sadness for that man however, as the thrill of...
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Funny story: Redknapp wraps up Keane deal, turns attention to Ramos

Redknapp wraps up Keane deal, turns attention to Ramos

Negotiations with Robbie Keane appear to have been untangled, signalling the Irish strikers return from Liverpool after a brief and costly spell at the former title contenders. Harry Redknapp is said to be delighted that his masterplan was coming...
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Funny story: Springsteen performs to millions, entertains hundreds.

Springsteen performs to millions, entertains hundreds.

In a multimillion dollar deal which saw some of The Boss' purist fans raise their eyebrows, Bruce Springsteen performed for a global audience of millions last night at the superbowl half time show. At the end of his 12 minute set only a very small...
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Funny story: Brand beds Finnigan

Brand beds Finnigan

A bleary eyed Judy Finnigan was seen staggering out of self confessed womaniser Russell Brand's london flat at 4am yesterday morning. Stopping to vomit in the gutter, the estranged wife of Richard Madeley and one half of Britain's most successful...
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Funny story: Simpson's writers find dead horse in Matt Groening's garage, decide to flog it

Simpson's writers find dead horse in Matt Groening's garage, decide to flog it

It was confirmed today that The Simpsons, Americas longest serving sitcom would return for a record breaking 21st season next fall. News that is sure to baffle the few people still keeping faith in the tepid outpourings of a stale collective imaginat...
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Funny story: Much loved TV star found dead.

Much loved TV star found dead.

Much loved television star and cereal salesman Anthony 'the tiger' has been found dead in the North London flat he had called home since his arrival at the door of stardom some 20 years earlier. It was after a night out with fellow salesman Coco a...
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Funny story: Man wonders if you come here often

Man wonders if you come here often

A seemingly innocent question from one stranger to another signalled the peak of the relationship between 26 year old Amy Gouder and her would be pursuer. He posed the question whilst both were waiting to place orders at the bar of the yellow leop...
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