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Swine Flu now reaches 81

Funny story: Swine Flu now reaches 81

Swine Flu in Pertia has now reached 81 victims. The second last case discovered was a 7 year old Grade 1 student who smokes cigarettes. He felt a little sick with a cough yesterday and stayed home from school. He got a vaccine and then the sympto...

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Update: Swine Flu reaches 42

Funny story: Update: Swine Flu reaches 42

Swine Flu now reaches 42 in the small community of Pertia. The most recent two cases were a 102 year old long-time retired pensioner who got Swine Flu in his apartment complex from another sick Swine Flu victim who stays next to his apartment roo...

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Update: Swine Flu Toll reaches 17

Funny story: Update: Swine Flu Toll reaches 17

The Swine Flu Toll for Pertia is now 17. 12 new cases have been discovered in the past two hours when it was announced that the toll was just five."> The most recent cases are a 5 year old Prep student at Pertia Primary School, a 6 year old boy, a...

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Swine Flu Toll in Pertia reaches 5

Funny story: Swine Flu Toll in Pertia reaches 5

The Swine Flu Toll in Pertia has now reached 5 after a recent case was discovered. The latest case was an 18 year old Year 12 student at Pertia Secondary College. During classtime hours at 12 noon, all students were at class and the 18 year old gi...

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Newly found Pertia Town has had a bad 2009!

Funny story: Newly found Pertia Town has had a bad 2009!

The newly found Pertia Town was a found town in 1979, which is located near Wellington, New Zealand and it is 8806 km². It was always known as the 'happy town'. Nothing ever went wrong there until the year 2009 approached. The first drama was the...

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Australia's Railways will improve soon

Funny story: Australia's Railways will improve soon

Recently, Australia's railway operator has been meeting with all it's employees to plan the perfect railway map. The map has been set out and completed and will be reviewed. The map contains lots of improvements. Such as stations returning, new st...

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World's worst railway station

Funny story: World's worst railway station

It has recently been discovered in the city of Alice Springs, a railway station is in the area. But it looks nothing like a station. It is named "The world's worst railway station in history". Inspectors who inspected the place very thorougly...

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Drug Alert! Drug Alert!

Funny story: Drug Alert! Drug Alert!

A new drug has been made in a laboratory pretty recently. A drug that looks somewhat like marijuana. The drug has already hit the streets and attracted over 10,000 people and killed nearly all of those 10,000 people! Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, is...

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Woman encountering over-puberty

Funny story: Woman encountering over-puberty

Very bad news awaits a woman who is encountering over-puberty after a puberty check to make sure she is fine in terms of puberty. 18 year old Julia Vagina, is encountering puberty which is turning out to be a horrible and embarrassing encounter fo...

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Railroad crossing running over

Funny story: Railroad crossing running over

The headline mentions "Railroad crossing running over". It may sound what the title says but it is not about what you are about to read. The Railroad Crossing at Cooper Street, nearest to Epping Railway Station, has been responsible for a run-over...

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Railroad engineer hunts Australia's railway stations

A crazy railroad engineer, Alex Remins, is found hunting down throughout Australia's Epping Railway line. Recently, Police of Victoria have been receiving countless number of reports mentioning about an "aggressive train monster". He was found tak...

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