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Funny story: Villa, Silva and Xavi set to join Liverpool in shock transfer news

Villa, Silva and Xavi set to join Liverpool in shock transfer news

The beleaguered Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez from the luxury of his holiday on Menorca has revealed that the club is set to announce the transfers of some of the biggest stars in world football. "It's true we have control of the situation," Benitez...
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Funny story: Ceasar admits he is still alive

Ceasar admits he is still alive

The Roman Emperor Julius Ceasar gave a press conference to finally answer rumours that he is still alive. Speaking in front of the world's media and several legions of the Roman Guardia Civil the Emperor said that there had been a slight confusio...
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Funny story: UK Government admits its role in torture of British citizens in Pakistan

UK Government admits its role in torture of British citizens in Pakistan

David Sillyband the Foreign Minister has today admitted that the British government has a policy on torture and that this policy was effectively used in Pakistan. At the ongoing trial of Mohammed Biriyani........ who is accused of terrorism and...
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Funny story: Sven admits the shags are better in Mexico

Sven admits the shags are better in Mexico

Sven Go On Love-somehedson, the former Lazio coach the former England manager the former Man City manager, has admitted to the real reason he wants to continue managing Mexico, despite being linked to Portsmouth. Draped across silken bed sheets an...
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Funny story: Real Madrid deny they are a racist club

Real Madrid deny they are a racist club

As England prepare to face Spain in Sevilla, Real madrid have come out fighting against accusations that they are a racist club. The reason the game is being played in Seville and not in Madrid is because of monkey chanting against England's black...
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Funny story: Berlusconi admits to bizarre sexual habits

Berlusconi admits to bizarre sexual habits

The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has revealed on prime time TV that he has the most bizarre ritual when it comes to masturbating In an interview on Rai Uno, the septagenarian revealed more signs of the madness that is taking over his m...
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Funny story: England's cricketers were high as kites

England's cricketers were high as kites

The Cricket world is reeling in shock at the news that the entire England team were out of their "bonces" on marijuana just before they went into bat for their second innings against West Indies. England were all out for 51 and lost the first Test...
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Funny story: Joe the Plumber in failed suicide bid

Joe the Plumber in failed suicide bid

Ordinary hard working doctors in a good for honest ordinary little town in southern USA today confirmed that honest hard working Joe The Plumber is in their care after a failed suicide bid. Dr Gordon Honesty told ordinary hardworking honest folk t...
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Funny story: Italians planning a gay old time in the Rugby Six Nations

Italians planning a gay old time in the Rugby Six Nations

The Italian Rugby Football Union, has announced a 30 man squad of completely GAY players for the start of this weekend's Six Nations Championship against England, throwing the tournament into disarray. Bernie Bollocki, Head of the Federation said...
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Funny story: Liverpool to sell Gerrad - After angry bust up with Benitez

Liverpool to sell Gerrad - After angry bust up with Benitez

A furious Rafael Benitez has lashed out against his own captain Steven Gerrard after the pair clashed earlier today. As news filtered out that Gerrad will be out of action for three weeks with damaged hamstrings, the Liverpool boss lost his cool.
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Funny story: Ken Clarke MP spontaneously combusts

Ken Clarke MP spontaneously combusts

The Tory stalwart politician Ken Clarke spontaneously combusted during a business luncheon in London this afternoon. The Shadow Business Secretary was in the middle of a speech at Mansion House Camilla Cheval was sitting next to him when it hap...
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Funny story: BBC in shock allegation as plans to invade Palestine are revealed

BBC in shock allegation as plans to invade Palestine are revealed

A BBC military force led by the experienced but cruel and violent John Simpson was to be part of a pincer movement in an invasion of the Gaza Strip. The shocking details have come to light after documents were left in a taxi cab by the head of th...
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Funny story: Brad and Angelina Adopt Botswana

Brad and Angelina Adopt Botswana

The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted Botswana the small South African country. The couple had gone there just looking for another child. Clutching Brad's hand Angy said "We saw so many cutey wutey helpless little on...
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Funny story: Indian women form their own IPL - Indian Premenstrual League

Indian women form their own IPL - Indian Premenstrual League

To rival the men's CRICKET Indian Premier League which gets underway again in a couple of months time, the country's women have formed the Premenstrual League to get revenge. At a press conference Vashti Talwar, the Women's IPL President, threw a...
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Funny story: FIFA President tattoes his testicles!

FIFA President tattoes his testicles!

At an extraordinary press conference on Sunday, the FIFA President showed off his brand new bollocks to the worlds media. In response to growing concerns over whether South Africa can host the next world cup, he whipped off his trousers to show t...
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Funny story: BBC in shock allegations as a plan to invade Palestine is revealed

BBC in shock allegations as a plan to invade Palestine is revealed

A BBC military force led by the experienced but cruel and violent John Simpson was to be part of a pincer movement in an invasion of the Gaza Strip. The shocking details have come to light after documents were lef in a taxi cab by the head of the...
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Funny story: Liverpool Star Admits He's a Hobbit

Liverpool Star Admits He's a Hobbit

Liverpool players, and officials were shocked when Brazilian international Lucas Levia, broke down halfway through training at Melwood, and admitted he was a hobbit. After attempting to clear the ball on three occassions and hitting air instead, t...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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