The beleaguered Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez from the luxury of his holiday on Menorca has revealed that the club is set to announce the transfers of some of the biggest stars in world football.
"It's true we have control of the situation," Benitez...
The Roman Emperor Julius Ceasar gave a press conference to finally answer rumours that he is still alive.
Speaking in front of the world's media and several legions of the Roman Guardia Civil the Emperor said that there had been a slight confusio...
David Sillyband the Foreign Minister has today admitted that the British government has a policy on torture and that this policy was effectively used in Pakistan.
At the ongoing trial of Mohammed Biriyani........ who is accused of terrorism and...
Sven Go On Love-somehedson, the former Lazio coach the former England manager the former Man City manager, has admitted to the real reason he wants to continue managing Mexico, despite being linked to Portsmouth.
Draped across silken bed sheets an...
As England prepare to face Spain in Sevilla, Real madrid have come out fighting against accusations that they are a racist club.
The reason the game is being played in Seville and not in Madrid is because of monkey chanting against England's black...
The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has revealed on prime time TV that he has the most bizarre ritual when it comes to masturbating
In an interview on Rai Uno, the septagenarian revealed more signs of the madness that is taking over his m...
The Cricket world is reeling in shock at the news that the entire England team were out of their "bonces" on marijuana just before they went into bat for their second innings against West Indies.
England were all out for 51 and lost the first Test...
Ordinary hard working doctors in a good for honest ordinary little town in southern USA today confirmed that honest hard working Joe The Plumber is in their care after a failed suicide bid.
Dr Gordon Honesty told ordinary hardworking honest folk t...
The Italian Rugby Football Union, has announced a 30 man squad of completely GAY players for the start of this weekend's Six Nations Championship against England, throwing the tournament into disarray.
Bernie Bollocki, Head of the Federation said...
A furious Rafael Benitez has lashed out against his own captain Steven Gerrard after the pair clashed earlier today.
As news filtered out that Gerrad will be out of action for three weeks with damaged hamstrings, the Liverpool boss lost his cool.
The Tory stalwart politician Ken Clarke spontaneously combusted during a business luncheon in London this afternoon.
The Shadow Business Secretary was in the middle of a speech at Mansion House
Camilla Cheval was sitting next to him when it hap...
A BBC military force led by the experienced but cruel and violent John Simpson was to be part of a pincer movement in an invasion of the Gaza Strip.
The shocking details have come to light after documents were left in a taxi cab by the head of th...
The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted Botswana the small South African country.
The couple had gone there just looking for another child.
Clutching Brad's hand Angy said "We saw so many cutey wutey helpless little on...
To rival the men's CRICKET Indian Premier League which gets underway again in a couple of months time, the country's women have formed the Premenstrual League to get revenge.
At a press conference Vashti Talwar, the Women's IPL President, threw a...
At an extraordinary press conference on Sunday, the FIFA President showed off his brand new bollocks to the worlds media.
In response to growing concerns over whether South Africa can host the next world cup, he whipped off his trousers to show t...
A BBC military force led by the experienced but cruel and violent John Simpson was to be part of a pincer movement in an invasion of the Gaza Strip.
The shocking details have come to light after documents were lef in a taxi cab by the head of the...
Liverpool players, and officials were shocked when Brazilian international Lucas Levia, broke down halfway through training at Melwood, and admitted he was a hobbit.
After attempting to clear the ball on three occassions and hitting air instead, t...