Over a quarter of a million delirious fans packed St Peter's square to mark the Popes farewell appearance, before he retires after a career spanning almost eight years. He entered the square to the cries of "Papa - Papa - Papa"? from the crowd, who w...
A historic first ever trip by the Queen to a Downing St cabinet meeting this week ended in uproar after only half an hour. Reporters had noticed the Monarch looking grim faced within minutes of the meeting starting, and 30 minutes later she got up, w...
Denshaw resident Sidney Tuttle, says he cant wait for the Mayan prophecy of the worlds annihilation on the 21st December.
The reason behind Mr Tuttle's grim outlook on life is that he is acknowledged to owe more money than anyone in Britain to "Pa...
Star says he wants one more challenge before retiring from the game.
The world of football was buzzing last night when news emerged that David Beckham could leave L A Galaxy next week, and make a surprise move to local club Saddleworth Rangers.
Struggling F1 racing team Caterham have announced that they have stopped using tyres purchased from tyre manufacturers Pirelli, and have signed a 2 year deal with budget tyre supplier Fit Kwik.
The deal is the first major development the team hav...
The British T Shirt industry has received a much needed boost, since the government gave the go ahead for "fracking" to begin in parts of the UK.
Fracking, which is a method of extracting gas from shale deposits, now also doubles as a new swear w...
Games Have Been A Staggering Success Says Mayor Of Glascow
The last day of the games saw more golds for Team GB, in events in which we have never excelled previously. A first ever gold in the 200 metres Donner Kebab Hurdles saw Tam McFee win in a ti...
The former Manchester United, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Newcastle and England striker, 32, agreed a one-year deal with the Potters medical staff.
Following Wednesday's announcement, Owen wrote on Twitter: "It's official! Deal done. I'm a Stoke playe...
The world of football was shocked today, when Liverpool signed ex player and ex manager Kenny Dalglish, on a one year contract.
Under fire manager, Brendan Rodgers claimed it was not an act of desperation, but a move based on Dalglish's experienc...
Drinks all round as Brits hit Gold (Labels) - Four days into the games, and as predicted, the big two teams of Russia and Great Britain are dominating the medal table with five golds each.
The shock of day two was the defeat of defending champion...
After reporting back for work last week, the Duke of Edinburgh has landed himself in hot water again by throwing another sickie. In a statement read out from Downing St this morning, the chairman of the royal select committee, Quentin Twiston-Shart,...
An area formed between Diggle crossroads, the Junction Inn, Greenfield and the chip shop in Denshaw has recently seen a number of strange disappearances over the last few months - and now concerned people are beginning to talk.
Last Tuesday Mavis...
The games officially opened tonight as the torch bearer from the previous host city, Moscow, staggered down the stadium approach road, before raising the torch aloft, and setting fire to the rubbish bin on a nearby bus shelter. He then loudly declare...
One aspect of football that really annoys fans is the rule for when a player is offside. It was always open to many forms of interpretation, so two years ago the sports governing body amended the rule, to try and make it easier to understand. The tru...
Saddleworth council are keen to keep local pastimes alive for future generations, and it is with much controversy that they are hoping to make Morris dancing compulsory on the local school curriculum.
Head of local culture Councillor Winnie Buttre...
Wikileaks editor Julian Assange who police believed was still holed up in Ecuador's embassy in London, has been, supposedly, found hiding in the cellar of the Jolly Spunker pub in Greenfield, Oldham.
Pub landlord, Alf Trotter, 55, told us " I went...
The Ministry of Defence today announced that IKEA had won the contract, to provide the Navy's next generation of economy wooden aircraft carriers. The idea of using the chipboard warships has angered many traditionalists within the armed forces, but...
After only just recovering from the Barclays interest rigging affair and the RBS/ Nat West computer failure, the banking system was thrown into confusion again today, by what experts were calling a "One in a million" occurrence. A near meltdown of th...