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American Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater

Funny story: American Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater

The only music industry executive who actually deserves to change his name (from Clive Davis to "The Smackdown" or "Head Pimp In Charge") caused Simon Cowell, raconteur extraordinaire and future star of "The Limey 2", to have a heart attack early Wed...

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Sex: A Keynesian Analysis; An Urgent Manifesto For Men Who Are Frequently Told: "Not Tonight Honey"

Funny story: Sex: A Keynesian Analysis; An Urgent Manifesto For Men Who Are Frequently Told: "Not Tonight Honey"

In a world where there is an equal number of men and women, and, by definition, the same numbers of men and women have sex, why is it that woman can charge for sex and men can't (generally speaking)? Why is it that in the dating game, men tend to get...

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Killer Cicadas

Funny story: Killer Cicadas

This is a true story by Maggie Fox, Health and Science Correspondent for Reuters.

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Same-Sex Marriages in Massachusetts: John Kerry Nods, Jay Leno Amused, George Bush Not.

Funny story: Same-Sex Marriages in Massachusetts: John Kerry Nods, Jay Leno Amused, George Bush Not.

The world's greatest flip-floppin', backflippin', backspinnin', breakdancin' former acrobat turned politician and Democratic presidential hopeful John Kerry, (AKA "The Artful Dodger") today announced he supports gay marriages.

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'Frasier' Finale News: Kelsey Grammer was Not Impressed With 'Friends' Finale

Funny story: 'Frasier' Finale News: Kelsey Grammer was Not Impressed With 'Friends' Finale

"I tell you, I'm the one who made NBC what it is. The bastards!!! " a drunk, bitter Kelsey Grammer shouted out of the window of his Manhattan loft, late Sunday night. "They give those kids hours and hours of TV time, I'm a mere afterthought. I won&#...

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MSN Appoints Omarosa New Spokesperson; Bill Gates Outraged.

Funny story: MSN Appoints Omarosa New Spokesperson; Bill Gates Outraged.

Citing competitive issues with Google. MSN today announced that it had hired Omarosa as an official spokesperson. MSN's CEO told writer KungFu IceSkater, "You know, I warned Bill Gates about the whole stock options situation. A bunch of kids a...

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Google IPO Fears: Google Removes "Omarosa" From Search Engine Results; Yahoo Follows Suit

Funny story: Google IPO Fears: Google Removes "Omarosa" From Search Engine Results; Yahoo Follows Suit

Google announced today that it would remove the term "Omarosa" from its search results. Google complained that its loyal customer base has threatened to start using MSN or Excite and a group of investors have threatened to short Google's IPO stock, i...

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American Idol News: New Judges Next Season. Simon remains; Omarosa and MJ Replace Paula and Randy

Omarosa has done it again. The Apprentice outcast will be joining Michael Jackson and Simon Cowell as judges on next season's American Idol and Simon isn't happy. Simon and Omarosa got into a feisty argument and your favorite writer KungFu Iceskat...

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American Idol Shocking Revelation: Simon Cowell Confesses To Secret Crush on Latoya London

Funny story: American Idol Shocking Revelation: Simon Cowell Confesses To Secret Crush on Latoya London

LOS ANGELES Wednesday May 12th 2004.

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Iraqi Prisoner Abuse: New Pictures Emerge of Mistreatment By US Soldiers; Donald Rumsfeld Resigns

Funny story: Iraqi Prisoner Abuse: New Pictures Emerge of Mistreatment By US Soldiers; Donald Rumsfeld Resigns

New pictures have surfaced of the abuse of Iraqi POW's by U.S. and British soldiers. We will shortly publish these pictures but can safely say that they'll make the "human pyramid" picture look like a scene from the "Sound of Music". Seven of the pi...

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The Swan: Michael Jackson to Make Guest Appearance In Hit Fox Reality Show

Funny story: The Swan: Michael Jackson to Make Guest Appearance In Hit Fox Reality Show

The King of Pop has agreed to appear in Fox's new reality TV show where contestants receive the physical and emotional "makeover of a lifetime". Writer KungFu IceSkater was told that producers are having difficulties shooting the show because the Kin...

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George Bush Compared with Saddam Hussein; Hollywood Responds

Funny story: George Bush Compared with Saddam Hussein; Hollywood Responds

NBC might have something to smile about during fall sweeps, after the end of hit show ‘Friends'. Mr. "Unscripted Drama", Mark Burnett is teaming with NBC and Amnesty International to produce a new reality show, starring W and Saddam, in which the mos...

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‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

Funny story: ‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

A Gallup poll commissioned by NBC competitor, The Spice Channel (?), finds that 90% of Spice Channel viewers were highly disappointed with the final episode of Friends.

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American Idol Stunner: Simon Cowell Fired For Sexually Harassing Paula Abdul

Funny story: American Idol Stunner: Simon Cowell Fired For Sexually Harassing Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell was fired from American Idol this morning for sexually harassing Paula Abdul. Sources close to Miss Abdul say that she is livid. Apparently, six months ago, Simon bet Paula that he'd have her "spanking daddy" in bed, within...

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Donald Trump And Queen Elizabeth II Collaborate On New Book; George Bush Orders 100 Copies

Funny story: Donald Trump And Queen Elizabeth II Collaborate On New Book; George Bush Orders 100 Copies

According to writer KungFu IceSkater, Donald Trump and Queen Elizabeth II have agreed to collaborate on a book that is destined to be a hit right off the shelves. As we all know, a critical element of the "importance" of these two twentieth century i...

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Coaches Reprimanded for 'Crybaby Award'- True Story

Funny story: Coaches Reprimanded for 'Crybaby Award'- True Story

From the Associated Press...

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Not Spoof, Truth: "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom" awarded US Patent; Schwarzenegger Tests It

Funny story: Not Spoof, Truth: "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom" awarded US Patent; Schwarzenegger Tests It

Truth: In July 1991, inventor Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Massachusetts invented and was awarded a U.S. patent for the "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom". The actual filed patent, which can be viewed at http://www.uspto.gov/patft/index.html (sear...

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George Bush Threatens Saddam: Talk or Spend A Steamy Night With Michael Jackson; Saddam Terrified

Funny story: George Bush Threatens Saddam: Talk or Spend A Steamy Night With Michael Jackson; Saddam Terrified

Frustrated with the lack of co-operation by Saddam Hussein with the United States, in its ongoing war on terror, George Bush and senior military leaders have threatened to make Saddam Hussein spend a night in the honeymoon suite of Fallujah Hotel wit...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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