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Left-wing Brits "growing impatient" while waiting for Cameron to be massively evil

Funny story: Left-wing Brits "growing impatient" while waiting for Cameron to be massively evil

Britain's left-leaning population is "fed up" with David Cameron's refusal to commit any significantly nasty acts, according to a report released today. With the BBC still intact, the NHS not yet reduced to an ineffective shell of its former self...

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Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts

Funny story: Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts

Doctor Who fans were baffled last night as the BBC mistakenly broadcast an edited episode intended for the Chinese market. Fans' forums erupted in futile despair as what seemed like a tense, well-crafted allegory for the potential of human endeavo...

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North Korea Draws International Condemnation

Funny story: North Korea Draws International Condemnation

North Korea last night risked plunging the world into conflict as its provocative behaviour escalated. The rogue state has drawn worldwide criticism after some of its soldiers were spotted writing rude things on the North-South border. Slogans...

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Peruvian government enforces trade barriers

Funny story: Peruvian government enforces trade barriers

The government of Peru has introduced strict economic sanctions against itself. The South American republic has placed tariffs on its own steel, textiles and food, with all signs indicating that more are to follow. In a strongly-worded speech,...

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Government to upgrade aspirin to class A drug

Funny story: Government to upgrade aspirin to class A drug

Aspirin has been reclassified as a class A drug, introducing the possibility of lifetime imprisonment for anyone caught supplying the former headache suppressant. Home secretary Jacqui Smith cited the "uncertainty" surrounding the effects of the d...

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