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Funny story:  MPs demand Brown heart attack

MPs demand Brown heart attack

Over 100 Labour MPs have signed an open letter demanding Gordon Brown has a non-fatal heart attack. The move comes as the Labour party is looking at desperate measures to ensure a hung parliament. Senior Labour backbencher Oliver Army said: "A...
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Funny story:  Brown: Vote Labour or get used to the snow

Brown: Vote Labour or get used to the snow

Gordon Brown has told Britain the cold weather is a punishment from god and may last until March. The PM's spokesperson told reporters that the PM had been in negotiations with god to hold back the snow, but the deity had hit back saying the cold...
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Funny story:  Cameron 'desperate for Lib Dem pact' to oust Osborne

Cameron 'desperate for Lib Dem pact' to oust Osborne

David Cameron is desperate for a Con-Lib pact in a bid to block George Osborne from Number 11 Downing Street, it was revealed today. Sources close to the Tory leader have revealed Mr Cameron is now trying to find a way to stop the shadow chancello...
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Funny story:  Pre-Budget Report: Darling plans sexy tax

Pre-Budget Report: Darling plans sexy tax

Alistair Darling will today unveil a new sexy tax in the pre-Budget report. The chancellor will set his stall ahead of the election by turning the tap on clear red water between Labour and the Conservatives with a new sexy tax. Backed by Presby...
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Funny story:  Pre-Budget Report: Darling plans posh tax

Pre-Budget Report: Darling plans posh tax

Alistair Darling is to kick start the class war with a series of posh taxes in the pre-Budget report today. The chancellor will announce a 32 per cent tax on bottled water expecting to raise £1.1 billion a year from those 'too posh to turn a tap'.
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Funny story:  Dubai 'just runs out of money'; Delightfully 'rich' Dubai has run out of cash

Dubai 'just runs out of money'; Delightfully 'rich' Dubai has run out of cash

The oil-rich Middle East emirate may have to hold off from a $3.5 billion debt repayment next month after a large phone bill and gas bill came in at once. Dubai has seen a massive explosion in building with a series of developments, including apar...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown: 12th sexiest man in UK

Gordon Brown: 12th sexiest man in UK

Britain's women have voted Gordon Brown the twelfth sexiest man in Britain in a British poll in a British magazine. Readers of Mums Mag gave the prime minister's new svelte grey look the thumbs up, a press release stated. Miriam Hardcore, edito...
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Funny story:  Lumley told she must leave to save Gurkhas

Lumley told she must leave to save Gurkhas

Gordon Brown today told Joanna Lumley that the Gurkhas can stay in the UK but she must leave the country. The former New Avengers actress feted the PM for being so brave and the former Gurkha soldiers gave him three cheers. Ms Lumley now has 12...
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Funny story:  Man worried by dream

Man worried by dream

A Colchester man has issued complaints of a bad dream. The man - who refused to be named - said he could not remember the details but he awoke with a very strange feeling. He added at one point he was filling out forms. He is now demanding a...
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Funny story:  Interest rates to be random

Interest rates to be random

The Bank of England today revealed it would cease setting interest rates - with the cost of borrowing set at random. Mervyn King, Bank of England top dog, told reporters outside his West London mansion: "In the current economic environment, if int...
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Funny story:  Brown: I expensed whore

Brown: I expensed whore

Gordon Brown has admitted in the early days of Labour power he paid for a prostitute on expenses. The then bachelor chancellor had been advised to seek an outlet for his aggression by medics, but when the Treasury football team turned him down, Mr...
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Funny story:  Dog drinks water

Dog drinks water

A stunning new film posted on the internet has caused international sensation - showing a dog drinking water. The YouTube film shows Donny, a 5-year-old dog of some sort, drinking water from a round bowl. Already the film - entitled Bitch Laps...
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Funny story:  Expense leak's expenses leaked

Expense leak's expenses leaked

The expenses of the House of Commons leak who leaked MPs expenses have been leaked. Civil servent Clare Roundbum's leaked expenses claims show she claimed £384 over 2008 for leeks. "The expenses leak leaked leek expenses show parliament is putr...
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Funny story:  Could pig flu save Gordon Brown?

Could pig flu save Gordon Brown?

Whispers are spreading through Westminster that the prime minister is intending to use the swine flu danger to gain electoral advantage. Just as Tony Blair was able to push aside fuel protestors when foot and mouth created a national danger in 200...
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Funny story:  Budget 2009: Darling to cut up debts

Budget 2009: Darling to cut up debts

Alistair Darling is set to use the Budget to slice up the national debt, slash taxes and save the UK from recession. An early draft of the Budget speech leaked by the blog EveryOneLovesAlistair reveals taxes will be cut for all except legally defi...
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Funny story:  Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

A new moral code will be enforced on every child, teacher, parent and social worker in England. In new lessons, children are to provided with a new "moral compass" where they will have to ask themselves: What Would Ed Balls Do? Pictures of the...
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Funny story:  Journalists wait for first 'Google Street View divorce'

Journalists wait for first 'Google Street View divorce'

Journalists across the country are now awaiting for the first love rat to be caught by Google Street View. Images of people on the streets of Britain are being scoured for anyone involved in a romantic tryst - with the hope infidelities will be re...
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Funny story:  Bank launches alien attack savings account

Bank launches alien attack savings account

A bank has launched a new savings account investing in the security of planet Earth. The Aliens Attack Super Saver ISA offers fixed returns of 42 per cent over the next ten years and invests in technologies that will defend the planet. Earnest...
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