A Colchester man has issued complaints of a bad dream.
The man - who refused to be named - said he could not remember the details but he awoke with a very strange feeling.
He added at one point he was filling out forms.
He is now demanding a...
The Bank of England today revealed it would cease setting interest rates - with the cost of borrowing set at random.
Mervyn King, Bank of England top dog, told reporters outside his West London mansion: "In the current economic environment, if int...
A stunning new film posted on the internet has caused international sensation - showing a dog drinking water.
The YouTube film shows Donny, a 5-year-old dog of some sort, drinking water from a round bowl.
Already the film - entitled Bitch Laps...
The expenses of the House of Commons leak who leaked MPs expenses have been leaked.
Civil servent Clare Roundbum's leaked expenses claims show she claimed £384 over 2008 for leeks.
"The expenses leak leaked leek expenses show parliament is putr...
Whispers are spreading through Westminster that the prime minister is intending to use the swine flu danger to gain electoral advantage.
Just as Tony Blair was able to push aside fuel protestors when foot and mouth created a national danger in 200...
Alistair Darling is set to use the Budget to slice up the national debt, slash taxes and save the UK from recession.
An early draft of the Budget speech leaked by the blog EveryOneLovesAlistair reveals taxes will be cut for all except legally defi...
A new moral code will be enforced on every child, teacher, parent and social worker in England.
In new lessons, children are to provided with a new "moral compass" where they will have to ask themselves: What Would Ed Balls Do?
Pictures of the...
Journalists across the country are now awaiting for the first love rat to be caught by Google Street View.
Images of people on the streets of Britain are being scoured for anyone involved in a romantic tryst - with the hope infidelities will be re...
A bank has launched a new savings account investing in the security of planet Earth.
The Aliens Attack Super Saver ISA offers fixed returns of 42 per cent over the next ten years and invests in technologies that will defend the planet.
Alistair Darling today denied rumours he was to set a duck loose at this week's meeting of the G20 nations in London, England.
It is traditional for finance ministers to play a practical joke on the final day, but the chancellor denied he had plan...
Scientists have claimed the end of the world is now nigh.
The University of The Sunshine State department of water polo and environmental studies has forecast a soon end to all life on Earth.
"Our nighness index is now showing a record seasonal...
Alistair Darling will personally receive £1.69 million from the Bank of England's quantitative easing slush money pot.
After it was announced the Bank of England would create £75 billion worth of funds from thin air and the Treasury cleared a tota...
Not a single home nor mortgage was sold in February.
Mortgage Lenders Council (MLC) figures out today show no new mortgages were sold and only 132 remortgage deals were passed.
Net mortgage lending rose 43 per cent.
Alex Rumpelstiltskin, MLC...
Makers of the new Watchmen film have admitted there is no film but they still anticipate to break box office records.
Director Zack Snyder admitted he had taken the budget and just gone on holiday, leaving the studio to release 163 minutes of a bl...
'Low' cost airline Bryanair is to start charging customers for oxygen.
The firm's abrasive chief Paddy O'Leary told reporters Bryanair's plans to "cut fares down to pence" would come with passengers forced to pay for traditionally free services.
Ex-RBS boss Sir Fred Goodwin has defended himself over charges he demanded a massive £16m pension pot to get out quick.
As Downing Street and the Treasury pressure Sir Fred to give up his £650,000 a year pension, he has rounded on them saying he i...
Queen Elizabeth is to deliver her annual Christmas speech by Twitter. The 15 minute message to the Commonwealth will be replaced with a 140-character statement.
The Queen already has 4,149 followers on her twitter account.
Besides the pre-recor...
Scientists have located the centre of the universe and found a dog there.
A team of astro-nanomoleculists at the University of Freelovenburgspeil, Dortman, charted the infinite and ever expanding universe to pinpoint the location of the Big Bang a...
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