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Funny story: Vagina sues its owner

Vagina sues its owner

Seeking at least $25,000 in damages, and immediate PPO, Priscilla Pharnsworth's vagina filed suit against her in New York's Federal District Court today. Alleging, inter alia, abuse, slavery, negligence, interstate flight to get fucked, alienatio...
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Funny story: Tooth Fairy arrested near Detroit, MI

Tooth Fairy arrested near Detroit, MI

Detroit, MI (AP) - In breaking news today, the Tooth Fairy was arrested in the early morning hours for home invasion and larceny by conversion by the Harper Woods Police Department in Harper Woods, MI, a suburb of Detroit. Harper Woods police spok...
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Funny story: Stimulus package checks bounce

Stimulus package checks bounce

Washington, D.C. (Rueters) - In one of the worst check writing scandals in American history, stimulus package checks mailed by the White House to U.S. citizens, and cities across the nation, began bouncing today. By mid-afternoon, the checks were bou...
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Funny story: Iron Curtain to be dismantled, resurrected for display

Iron Curtain to be dismantled, resurrected for display

Warsaw, Poland - A group of Polish historians have pooled their resources to tear down the Iron Curtain associated with the Cold War between the United States and Russia. The Cold War saw the nuclear buildup of both sides attempting to gain advantage...
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Funny story: Hip Hop Harry arrested for indecent exposure

Hip Hop Harry arrested for indecent exposure

In breaking news, Hip Hop Harry was arrested today for allegedly exposing himself, and masturbating in front of a rack of Barbie Dolls at a Meijer's Thrifty Acre Superstore located in Detroit, Michigan. Details were still coming in at this hour, but...
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Funny story: Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

There is breaking news this morning out of Compton, California where police just arrested Hip Hop Harry, C-Funk, and Sponge Bob Squarepants for the drive-by shooting of Barney, the purple dinosaur loved dearly by millions of children nationwide. W...
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Funny story: California gangs move into 21st century

California gangs move into 21st century

Gangs across California have moved into the 21st century by becoming more tolerant of differences in human sexual behaviors. At least 3 gangs in northern California have started gay and lesbian chapters as a way to increase membership, turf territori...
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Funny story: Detroit plagued with roaming potholes, threaten other states

Detroit plagued with roaming potholes, threaten other states

Detroit claims it can't get a handle on the numerous potholes plaguing the City's streets due to "roaming potholes," city officials said today. "The potholes have been moving around and are hard to keep track of", said DPW worker Tyrone Lowbrow...
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Funny story: Green goo identified from British Isles

Green goo identified from British Isles

The mysterious jelly-like green substance found in spots around the British Isles this past month has finally been identified. First publicised by IainB at TheSpoof.com, authorities were unable to determine what it was. Tagging the goo, "Thatcher...
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Funny story: Lovable Barney gunned down in cold blood

Lovable Barney gunned down in cold blood

Compton, CA - Barney, the lovable, iconic, purple dinosaur of the popular PBS television show loved the world over, has been assassinated. Taking credit for the hit just hours ago was a group calling itself, "Two To The Head Club" led by the noto...
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Funny story: Court orders Madoff to Zimbabwe

Court orders Madoff to Zimbabwe

Ponzi scheme master Bernard Madoff and his attorney have reached an agreement with the Federal District Court in Detroit today that deports the financial genius to Zimbabwe, Africa. Prosecutors and Madoff's attorney negotiated the plea agreement at a...
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Funny story: Vaginas and peckers go virtual reality

Vaginas and peckers go virtual reality

Silicone vaginas and penises, part of a new virtual reality package offered by Microsoft Corporation makes its debut this weekend, and CEO Bill Gates, as usual, is behind the state of the art hardware and software for the game experience. Said to...
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Funny story: God authored unearthed documents in Jerusalem

God authored unearthed documents in Jerusalem

Jerusalem - Rare documents were uncovered by archeologists this week believed to have been written by God prior to His creation of heaven and earth. Professor Calloused Hands, an archeologist teaching at the University of Wailing Wall in Jerusale...
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Funny story: Disgruntled airline passengers of Hudson Bay crash come forward

Disgruntled airline passengers of Hudson Bay crash come forward

New information out of Boston today regarding the crash of an US Airways jet piloted by the now famous Captain "Sully" Sullenberger. He was the pilot who successfully landed the powerless airliner in the Hudson Bay without any deaths or major injurie...
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Funny story: Satan retires, goals achieved

Satan retires, goals achieved

After several thousand years of mayhem, soul snatching, temptation, morality compromising, lust induction, and being the supreme causative factor in moving people to lie, cheat, rape, steal, and murder, Satan has decided to call it quits. Satan, a...
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Funny story: Suicide becomes politically correct

Suicide becomes politically correct

Religious leaders, politicians, representatives of the mental health field, and candidates for suicide across the U.S. gathered this week to discuss the finer points, and techniques of suicide at a convention held in Detroit, Michigan. Those at t...
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Funny story: World's dumbest criminal caught in masturbatory mayhem

World's dumbest criminal caught in masturbatory mayhem

Another one for the World's Dumbest Criminal files happened late last night at the Kia Manufacturing Plant on Skidmark Drawer Rd., Hoboken, New Jersey. Convicted felon, and current parolee, Iam Reely Adickhead, broke into the ball bearing making p...
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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil and Long Island Chuck in historic meeting

Punxsutawney Phil and Long Island Chuck in historic meeting

Long Island Chuck and Punxsutawney Phil have each been charged with assaulting the other in what has been described by authorities as a "beef" over who is more credible in predicting the amount of time until spring returns. Both famous groundhogs wer...
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