Heather, an Eastenders character, most well known for not telling us she is fat or that John Prescott IS the father of her oversized kid, is finally due to give birth next Tuesday, 20 October 2009.
Apparently, she will give away that Patrick, the...
David Letterman has partially lost his voice.
When asked about this he said: "fsdddddddddd fj dj dj wk foie ewo q fe fpepq rweo ewor rweu reer ere reihadsexwithmystaffsad safffdouisffduiof duiofiousduoif uiosdfandithinkilikeditds fudsfsidfsudsio...
Moon. 31 October 2099 - Osama Bin Laden, our world hero, has been killed by the moon men who planned to destroy NASA. He was armed with numerous weapons of mass destruction, including Chuck Norris and a Palin09 Rifle.
David Letterman said it was...
The world's most loved man, Osama Bin Laden, has announced that he plans to save the planet from moon creatures who want revenge on NASA for blowing up their internet, their fun and 18andover.web
This comes as a shock to everyone, especially David...
Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a third car. This time it wasn't one of his own. It belonged to his girlfriend. She won't need it.
The Man U player crashed it on his way to training. This time he got lost and drove directly into Mark Hughes's house.
The ship QE2 has found the missing remains of the iceberg that possibly hit the Titanic in the early 20th Century.
It occured when one passanger saw an iceberg with a dead body in it. She said it looked quite like Leonardo DiCaprio and was just ab...
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