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Alabama unveils Tomb of the Unknown Cracker

Funny story: Alabama unveils Tomb of the Unknown Cracker

Duhonky, AL - Government officials in Alabama and over 10,000 citizens gathered in Duhonky, Alabama today for the ribbon-cutting of Alabama's newest monument: The Tomb of the Unknown Cracker.

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Andy Rooney voted sexiest newscaster by blind, insane women

New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster.

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Madonna turns into Hasidic rabbi

Funny story: Madonna turns into Hasidic rabbi

London - Pop star Madonna held a press conference today in which she revealed that she is actually a Hasidic rabbi.

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Internet satire taken over by goddamn hippies

Funny story: Internet satire taken over by goddamn hippies

New York - Noted internet satire The Bunion has been officially taken over by goddamn hippies, sources have told The Spoof.

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Ming the Merciless unveils "diabolical" plan to conquer Earth

Funny story: Ming the Merciless unveils "diabolical" plan to conquer Earth

Mongo - The world was briefly terrified today in the aftermath of a newsflash announcement from none other than Emperor Ming of Mongo, the sinister tyrant of the 1930's serial "Flash Gordon", who demanded that Earth's rulers abdicate to him or face t...

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Hippies stand up for terrorist's rights, get slapped.

Sacremento - Rainbow Horkenheimer, a left-wing political activist is pounding the pavement on the West Coast, handing out leaflets about the necessity of extending tolerance and kindness to terrorists.

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Spoof makes error in Bush "Asshole" article

Funny story: Spoof makes error in Bush "Asshole" article

On May 10, Spoof reporter Dan Bristol submitted an article in which President George W. Bush is reported to have admitted to reporters during a press conference "I'm an asshole."...

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Satan resigns as Prince of Darkness

Funny story: Satan resigns as Prince of Darkness

Hell - The world was shocked today when Satan, Lord of Hell and Master of the Dark Forces of the Universe hung up his pitchfork and horns and resigned, ending thousands of years of quality evil.

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Michael Jackson Has Head-Enlargement Procedure

Funny story: Michael Jackson Has Head-Enlargement Procedure

Hollywood - Michael Jackson is quietly recovering after his latest outpatient plastic surgery procedure in which the embattled pop-star had his head enlarged to ten times the normal size to accommodate his ego.

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Black Sabbath to Reunite, Osbourne Mumbles

NEW YORK - Heavy metal pioneers Black Sabbath will reunite for Ozzfest, which begins July 10 in Hartford, Conn., according to the Ozzfest Web site.

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Sausage retires after beating

Funny story: Sausage retires after beating

MILWAUKEE - In yet another classic example of "You Can't Make This Shit Up", Wisconsin's most famous sausage has decided to retire, but she'll always relish the memories.

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George W. Bush announces to world, "I'm an asshole!"

Funny story: George W. Bush announces to world, "I'm an asshole!"

Washington, D.C. -- President George W. Bush held a press conference today that will go down as one of the strangest moments in U.S. history. After a few opening remarks by his Press Secretary, the President took the podium, looked around for a mome...

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America revealed to be cause of cancer, obesity

Funny story: America revealed to be cause of cancer, obesity

Ithaca, New York -- Researchers at Cornell University have concluded a four-year study of the United States, which they reveal to be the leading cause of cancer, obesity, heart disease, emphysema, diabetes, rabies, chlamydia, herpes, hepatitis, and c...

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Google IPO revealed as the Messiah

Funny story: Google IPO revealed as the Messiah

New York -- Wall Street analysts conferred with Vatican See officials last week concerning the impending Google IPO. According to experts, the search engine is actually none other than the Messiah.

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TNT announces new reality show, "American Idiot"

Hollywood -- In an effort to grow apace with the ratings boom of reality TV shows, Tacky Network Television has unveiled their newest offering for the Fall line-up, American Idiot.

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George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Funny story: George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power

Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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Man sues God

Funny story: Man sues God

St. Cloud, Minnesota -- A Minnesota man has filed a lawsuit against God Almighty, the Lord of the Universe. Clyde Tollerud, 44, of St. Cloud, has filed a lawsuit for breach-of-contract against the Creator, citing numerous prayers that were never ans...

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Michael Jackson mad at Spoof; cries like a baby

Funny story: Michael Jackson mad at Spoof; cries like a baby

Hollywood -- Today, pop star Michael Jackson responded to articles that have appeared in The Spoof concerning his indictment for child molestation.

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