Duhonky, AL - Government officials in Alabama and over 10,000 citizens gathered in Duhonky, Alabama today for the ribbon-cutting of Alabama's newest monument: The Tomb of the Unknown Cracker.
New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster.
London - Pop star Madonna held a press conference today in which she revealed that she is actually a Hasidic rabbi.
New York - Noted internet satire The Bunion has been officially taken over by goddamn hippies, sources have told The Spoof.
Mongo - The world was briefly terrified today in the aftermath of a newsflash announcement from none other than Emperor Ming of Mongo, the sinister tyrant of the 1930's serial "Flash Gordon", who demanded that Earth's rulers abdicate to him or face t...
Sacremento - Rainbow Horkenheimer, a left-wing political activist is pounding the pavement on the West Coast, handing out leaflets about the necessity of extending tolerance and kindness to terrorists.
On May 10, Spoof reporter Dan Bristol submitted an article in which President George W. Bush is reported to have admitted to reporters during a press conference "I'm an asshole."...
Hell - The world was shocked today when Satan, Lord of Hell and Master of the Dark Forces of the Universe hung up his pitchfork and horns and resigned, ending thousands of years of quality evil.
Hollywood - Michael Jackson is quietly recovering after his latest outpatient plastic surgery procedure in which the embattled pop-star had his head enlarged to ten times the normal size to accommodate his ego.
NEW YORK - Heavy metal pioneers Black Sabbath will reunite for Ozzfest, which begins July 10 in Hartford, Conn., according to the Ozzfest Web site.
MILWAUKEE - In yet another classic example of "You Can't Make This Shit Up", Wisconsin's most famous sausage has decided to retire, but she'll always relish the memories.
Washington, D.C. -- President George W. Bush held a press conference today that will go down as one of the strangest moments in U.S. history. After a few opening remarks by his Press Secretary, the President took the podium, looked around for a mome...
Ithaca, New York -- Researchers at Cornell University have concluded a four-year study of the United States, which they reveal to be the leading cause of cancer, obesity, heart disease, emphysema, diabetes, rabies, chlamydia, herpes, hepatitis, and c...
New York -- Wall Street analysts conferred with Vatican See officials last week concerning the impending Google IPO. According to experts, the search engine is actually none other than the Messiah.
Hollywood -- In an effort to grow apace with the ratings boom of reality TV shows, Tacky Network Television has unveiled their newest offering for the Fall line-up, American Idiot.
Washington -- The world was stunned today when President George W. Bush was found to be in possession of the One Ring to Rule Them All.
St. Cloud, Minnesota -- A Minnesota man has filed a lawsuit against God Almighty, the Lord of the Universe. Clyde Tollerud, 44, of St. Cloud, has filed a lawsuit for breach-of-contract against the Creator, citing numerous prayers that were never ans...
Hollywood -- Today, pop star Michael Jackson responded to articles that have appeared in The Spoof concerning his indictment for child molestation.
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