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U.S. Government Counters Chinese Anti-Porn Crusade

Funny story: U.S. Government Counters Chinese Anti-Porn Crusade

The Chinese government continues to strike blow after blow against the surging capitalist market of online pornography. Their efforts have culminated in a month long campaign which shut down over 1,250 porn sites. In a valiant attempt to save the...

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Ted Haggard Pervs Protestants Past Pope

Funny story: Ted Haggard Pervs Protestants Past Pope

The Catholic Church has only recently recovered from the blows it took when Evangelical Ted Haggard was accused of sexual misconduct with a male's asshole. Until recently, the Church has held a steady lead in perversity, racking up point after po...

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Terrorists Prefer Guantanamo over Sing-sing

Funny story: Terrorists Prefer Guantanamo over Sing-sing

In a stunning turn of events, inmates of the recently closed Guantanamo Bay Prison have filed suit hoping to reopen the facility as an alternative to American prisons. "Please, we'll tell you anything you want, just get us out of here," inmate Kh...

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Israstine 2030: First Hamas Prime Minister

Only 22 years after Israel and Palestine implemented Libyan despot Muammar Qaddafis "one-state solution," Israstine proved its diversity by electing Ali Megrahi of the Hamas party as Prime Minister. Prime Minister Megrahi and his party won an astoni...

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Broken Russian Satellite Preps Radioactive Aliens

Funny story: Broken Russian Satellite Preps Radioactive Aliens

Once again, America has to stop Russia from aiding an invasion from outer space. After an old Soviet-built nuclear-powered satellite started spewing fragments of possible nuclear coolant, Russian scientists rushed to emphasize that the satellite is b...

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Obama Inauguration Panders to Evangelists, Terrorists, Centrists

Funny story: Obama Inauguration Panders to Evangelists, Terrorists, Centrists

In order to maintain his average rate of supporting centrist policies, Obama has countered the invitation of Pastor Rick Warren, an evangelist who believes marriage can only be between a man and a woman, with an invitation to Ingrid Mattson, Presiden...

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