Red faced Channel 4 producers had to rush to the Celebrity Big Brother house last night after realising that they had not released the two finalists.
The series ended two weeks ago but nobody was present as Ulrika Jonnson celebrated her victory.
Tears flowed as Britain's Prime Minister Brown admitted that he is suffering from Bulimia.
The PM gave an emotional response to a question about his recent weight loss during a press conference at 10 Downing Street.
The snivelling PM said 'I t...
England footballer John Terry has come out and denied that he is actually a cross dressing pervert.
Recent revelations in the British gutter press suggested that 'Lucky' Lucy Smith was a looky-likey for the Chelsea captain.
Strapping Big John...
Stock markets around Europe were stunned as sports car maker Porsche AG announced they have bought the Moon.
Previous lunar ownership claims by both NASA and the Russian Federal Space Agency were dismissed by Porsche's Chief Executive Wendelin Wie...
Governor Schwarzenegger has stunned Californians by passing emergency legislation to allow legal marriage between animal puppet species.
The move is thought to be in response to a legal challenge being mounted by Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy who...
Kermit the Frog has stunned his fans with claims that it isn't easy being green.
His views have come as no surprise to fans of The Muppet Show.
In a separate move, radical Greenpeace protesters have sailed the Gazguzzler, their massive former...
Barack Obama is splish splashing the cash and surprising critics with his latest scheme to re-energize the US economy
Planned tax cuts have been scrapped in favor of an outdoor whirlpool bath for every American home.
Unemployed Detroit car work...
On 4th February 1984 British ice skating duo Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean won the ice dance gold medal at the Winter Olympics in Sarajevo.
Exactly twenty five years later Jayne was spotted hiding behind dark sunglasses in the bar at the Imp...
French women have been banned from wearing cosmetics that have not been tested on at least three types of monkey.
Bridgette Bardot joined over a thousand protesters as they linked arms to form a protest ring around the Arc de Triumph, bringing tr...
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