Last Night There Were Hundreds of Them, This Morning They are Gone. The protesters camping on the steps of St Paul's Cathedral awoke this morning to find their tents had disappeared.
Confusion reigned for a short time as the dirty unkempt tax-dodg...
Local Man and One Time Failed Evangelist, Seaton Carew (42), today revealed that he is the recent recipient of the good news that he has been waiting so long for.
Unfortunately, the wannabe wastrel had to wait no time at all for a bout of bad news...
Local Man and One Time Busy Person, Seaton Carew, is once again waiting.
Having spent the majority of the year carrying out very little waiting due to having stuff to do, the wannabe failed entrepreneur has suddenly found himself in the unenviable...
Local Man and One Time Wannabe Entrepreneur, Seaton Carew, today announced that he was considering a return to actually doing something to see if it would be noticed.
Carew, previously an ex-thespian and almost ran, has admitted that he hasn't don...
Local Man, and Seasonal Hayfever Sufferer, Seaton Carew Today Nearly Became the victim of a potentially day-changing health scare.
Carew, 41 and currently on holiday in Egypt, woke in his hotel bed to the sounds of fake lawn mowers cutting the fak...
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If attacked by a gang of clowns...
Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President
Straight-A Liberal Arts and Philosophy Graduate Asks Local Janitor If He Wants Fries With That
Middle Aged Man Still Convinced He's Putting Spin On Ball In Pong Video Game
Single mom wins Powerball lottery
The Koch Brothers and George Soros to Fight it Out
Fox News Viewers Commit Mass Suicide!
Trump denies being a white nationalist
Trump Asks America For Unity
Trump Says the Immigrant Caravan is Bringing the Plague, Rabies, and Hepatitis Z to the U.S.
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