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Funny story:  Rooney - I'm Bigger Than Jesus

Rooney - I'm Bigger Than Jesus

He's not the first Scouser to get into trouble for insisting that he's bigger than Jesus, but just like the Beatles before him, want-away plastic Manc Wayne Rooney insists that his comments were taken out of context. Apparently Rooney, 24, was ref...
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Funny story:  City Offer Rooney 200 Grans A Week

City Offer Rooney 200 Grans A Week

Manchester City are poised to sign arch rivals Manchester United's want-away star Wayne Rooney with an offer the player descibes as "too good to resist, like." City owner Sheikh Mansour, who as they say is "not from round these parts" asked his cl...
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Funny story:  Rooney Breaks Football's Unwritten Rule

Rooney Breaks Football's Unwritten Rule

The truth behind the England team's disappointing summer World Cup capitulation can be revealed today as reports circulate that Wayne Rooney has been knobbing ex-captain John Terry's mum for months. The alleged affair was going on even before Terr...
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Funny story:  Rooney Sensationally Ruled Out Of World Cup

Rooney Sensationally Ruled Out Of World Cup

Veteran US actor Mickey Rooney has been sensationally forced to rule himself out of contention for the American squad for this summer's World Cup in South Africa. Rooney, 89, pulled up heavily in training clutching his metatarsal after an accident...
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Funny story:  Heskey In, But No Room For Barn Door Or Banjo

Heskey In, But No Room For Barn Door Or Banjo

Emile Heskey has yet again conned his way into an England squad for the upcoming World Cup in South Africa. However, its not all sunshine and roses for Heskey. With the FA only able to afford a measly twenty three seats on the plane, there sadly w...
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Funny story:  Brown: I Was Misquoted

Brown: I Was Misquoted

Gordon Brown is facing another controversy today after allegedly referring to a member of the Rochdale public as a "bigoted woman". "Did you see the size of here shoes, they were enormous, she was at least a size nine, possibly a nine and a half,"...
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Funny story:  Sneezy From Seven Dwarves Dies Of Swine Flu

Sneezy From Seven Dwarves Dies Of Swine Flu

The worldwide swine flu pandemic has claimed another victim with the death of the lovable Sneezy from the Seven Dwarves, according to media reports. "All the signs were there, I don't know how I don't spot it sooner," said Doc, one of the remainin...
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Funny story:  BoE To Buy Back Toxic Grand National Bets

BoE To Buy Back Toxic Grand National Bets

Bank of England Governor Mervyn King has announced plans to help kick-start the UK economy by buying toxic losing bets on last Saturday's Grand National. The race was won by shock 100/1 outsider Mon Mome, leaving millions of punters out of pocket.
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Funny story:  Queen, Prince Philip And Michelle Obama In Three Way Sex Romp

Queen, Prince Philip And Michelle Obama In Three Way Sex Romp

The Queen, Prince Philip and US First Lady Michelle Obama allegedly enjoyed a three way sex romp whilst US president Barack Obama was busy at the G20 summit, I can exclusively reveal. Mrs Obama agreed to take part in a "marmite sandwich" with the...
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Funny story:  BBC Apologise Over Ross

BBC Apologise Over Ross

The BBC have been forced to apologise after Jonathan Ross mistakenly said something funny. Ross, the current holder of the coveted unfunniest man on the planet award, told a mildly amusing joke in his weekend comeback show shocking listeners and c...
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Funny story:  Obama Calls In Sick On First Day In Office

Obama Calls In Sick On First Day In Office

President Barak Obama has sensationally phoned in sick on his first day in office, White House sources reveal. "Mrs Obama rang and said that the President had got a bit carried away celebrating last night. Apparently he'd drunk a bottle and a half...
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Funny story:  Environmentalists to Sue Over New York Plane Crash

Environmentalists to Sue Over New York Plane Crash

An environmentalist group have wasted no time issuing a writ against the pilot of the downed US Airlines aeroplane that crashed into the Hudson River. The plane's pilot, Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, was hailed by passengers as a hero, but environ...
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Funny story:  Bank Launches New "Buy Forget" Mortgage

Bank Launches New "Buy Forget" Mortgage

Buoyed by news that the Newcastle Stone bank is to be relaunched as a "Good Bank" as part of the government's efforts to stimulate lending, the lender today announced it's latest innovative product. "You've all heard of the so-called Buy-to-Let mo...
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Funny story:  Man City Sign Cack By Mistake

Man City Sign Cack By Mistake

In an easily explained mix up over names Mark Hughes elderly secretary, Edith Miggins, 72, has mistakenly tabled an offer of £107 million pounds to AC Milan for Cack. Not surprisingly, Milan telexed right back to say that their offer had been acce...
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Funny story:  They're Off: Two US Banks Fall At The First

They're Off: Two US Banks Fall At The First

National Bank of Commerce trained in Berkeley, Illinois and Bank of Clark County of Vancouver, Washington were first fence fallers in the 2009 Grand US National Banking Steeplechase. There were 25 fallers in last years race, up from only three in...
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