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Funny story: Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

A compulsive shoplifter was admitted to hospital in Margate today suffering from hypothermia. Gladys McGurgle of Conker Road was accused of theft from Tesco on Saturday. Police said that in addition to several other items, Mrs McGurgle had taken...
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Funny story: Big Ben Goes Digital

Big Ben Goes Digital

A controversial plan to turn Big Ben digital has been unveiled by the Ministry For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things. Under the crackpot scheme,all of Big Bens four faces would be replaced with large LCD panels which would display the time in...
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Funny story: Arrested For Calling His Dog

Arrested For Calling His Dog

A man was arrested today in Margate Kent after calling his dog in the local park. Mr W. Carrot, who was already down on his luck having just stepped in a steaming pile of dog poo while cleaning up his own pooch's mess, explained to our reporter:...
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Funny story: Dog Poop Breakthrough

Dog Poop Breakthrough

UK scientists are currently working on a dog food additive which will make their poo glow in the dark. The idea is to help shortsighted people and others to avoid the traumatic experience of stepping in it at night. In a random survey a Mr P.Goli...
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When is a US toy not a Chinese sex toy?

Chinese sex toy producers saves US giant toy retailer's neck by flogging its whole stock to them! US kids aint happy, but their dads certainly R, us too!
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