A compulsive shoplifter was admitted to hospital in Margate today suffering from hypothermia. Gladys McGurgle of Conker Road was accused of theft from Tesco on Saturday.
Police said that in addition to several other items, Mrs McGurgle had taken...
A controversial plan to turn Big Ben digital has been unveiled by the Ministry For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.
Under the crackpot scheme,all of Big Bens four faces would be replaced with large LCD panels which would display the time in...
A man was arrested today in Margate Kent after calling his dog in the local park.
Mr W. Carrot, who was already down on his luck having just stepped in a steaming pile of dog poo while cleaning up his own pooch's mess, explained to our reporter:...
UK scientists are currently working on a dog food additive which will make their poo glow in the dark. The idea is to help shortsighted people and others to avoid the traumatic experience of stepping in it at night.
In a random survey a Mr P.Goli...
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