There were tense scenes at the UN Security Council this afternoon after it was confirmed the referee at the Cardiff City and Swansea City football derby was hit by a missile launched from North Korea, and not from a member of the crowd as was first c...
A West London poet today unveiled his latest anthology, written entirely on the wall in a public lavatory in Ealing.
Ed Ponse, a little known author, claimed to have been inspired to write the prose after a particularly lengthy visit to the loo l...
There was chaos at London's Victoria railway station this afternoon after commuters broke into spontaneous song and dance.
The trouble began when the 15.45 all stations to Brighton was announced over the tannoy and a small group of travellers, se...
Police today launched a manhunt after a Twickenham pensioner was found dead at home. 75 year old Arnold Pubes was found in his one bedroom ground floor flat at 4 o'clock this afternoon, after suffering a heart attack.
As the snow continued to fal...
The world of rap music was today celebrating its newest sensation with the unexpected success of Jeremy Clarkson's debut album.
Songs featured on The Best Rap Album....In the World include Top Gear, where the petrolhead sings about an encounter w...
Determined to overcome recent staff shortages, Kent Police today announced that they were to hold weekly séances in order to call upon the expertise of their deceased colleagues.
Their interest in the spirit world follows the recent fall in recru...
Fans of vaudeville were practically frenzied with apathy last night at the news that music hall comedian 'Cheerful' Charlie Chipstick is beginning a new tour.
The renowned alcoholic, famed for his starring role at the Job Centre, is set for a com...
As residents of quiet Bumbleton wake up this morning, little do they realise the potential danger they are in.
Although in a remote part of Southern England, and far removed from any flight path, the Mayor of Bumbleton, Jeremy Pizzle admitted und...
After many months of speculation about his increasingly fragile mental state, last night Political Correctness finally snapped and had to be detained under the Mental Health Act.
Passers-by in London's Piccadilly Circus were alerted to the errati...
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