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Ba Ba, Blacksheepshire at the heart of the storm over MP's expense scandal

Funny story: Ba Ba, Blacksheepshire at the heart of the storm over MP's expense scandal

A large, corpulent, beligerent,indignant, self righteous, and unapolagetic sack of horse shit was at the centre of a storm today over its use of public funds to finance several MP's. Other sad sacks claim the offending sack was perfectly capable...

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Swine's: "We have man flu" ,claim pigs: Shock discovery at Old Browns Farm.

Funny story: Swine's: "We have man flu" ,claim pigs: Shock discovery at Old Browns Farm.

To Old Macdonald's Farm where a recent outbreak of illness appears to be bucking the media feeding frenzy thats got us all feeling "pigsick". In a bizarre twist in the tail,the crashing boars at "Old Browns Farm" all seem to have contracted what can...

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Oregon talent hunters claim to have captured "bigfoot": Susan Boyle wins despite Cowell's disbelief.

Funny story: Oregon talent hunters claim to have captured "bigfoot": Susan Boyle wins despite Cowell's disbelief.

Oregon talent hunters claim to have captured "bigfoot": Huntsman, Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan claimed the female specimen "cried me a river", when we caught her". After a string of initially disparaging remarks, "Susan" as Piers Moron named the...

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Budget: "We are in the worst chancellor since world war two"

Funny story: Budget: "We are in the worst chancellor since world war two"

The UK domestic budget described its concerns at the size of the chancellor casting a shadow over the economy. Public debt has risen to seventeen and a half thousand chancellors for every man woman and child in the UK. "This accumulation of e...

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Chris Moyles: "I resign" claims his fat mouth.

Funny story: Chris Moyles: "I resign" claims his fat mouth.

Stinging criticism directed at the erstwhile Radio One flagship program host and, celebrity Disc Jockey appears to have hit home. The oversize mouthpiece of Radio Ones flagship, morning program Chris Moyle's, trotted out and away during a heated man...

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Sir Alan Sugar fires himself in bonanza bedroom, boardroom, bunk-up!

Funny story: Sir Alan Sugar fires himself in bonanza bedroom, boardroom, bunk-up!

Following an exhausting day belittling, berating and bullying his minions, Sir Alan returns to his penthouse for a nightcap. Several drinks later and the belligerent scheister staggers upstairs to be greeted by the amorous advances of "Lady Sugar".

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Britain's fleet of ice cream vans to be requisitioned by the M.O.D for service in Afghanistan and Iraq

Funny story: Britain's fleet of ice cream vans to be requisitioned by the M.O.D for service in Afghanistan and Iraq

British Forces deployed to Afghanistan in support of the UN authorised, NATO led International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) gave a rousing thumbs up to defence Secretary John Hutton's latest initiative. The right Honourable John Hutton MP cl...

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The Vagina Travelogues: Travelling on and on! Big openings for Ulrika Johnson and Sharon Osbourne

Sharon Osborne takes to the road this week for some wry and amusing anecdotes about her "lady garden" together with the reminiscences of her contemporaries private places. "The Vagina Travelogues" is a more mobile and dynamic version of the "Vagina...

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Doctor Evil threatens further "ping pong" missile misery from North Korea. China: "Anyone who messes with our next doors "Knick Knacks" will get their pork and chicken balls fried!"

Funny story: Doctor Evil threatens further "ping pong" missile misery from North Korea. China: "Anyone who messes with our next doors "Knick Knacks" will get their pork and chicken balls fried!"

Kim Jong-Il, otherwise known as Doctor Evil, was roundly condemned for North Korea's launch of its Tai Kwon Do, Taepodong-2 missile on the same day that President Barack Obama, in a speech in the Czech capital, pledged the United States to the long-t...

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Angela Merkel faints at the sight of Barack Obamas Fiscal stimulus package; Europeans anticipate a huge mouthful from the USA

Funny story: Angela Merkel faints at the sight of Barack Obamas Fiscal stimulus package; Europeans anticipate a huge mouthful from the USA

Despite initial fears that the G20 summit in London would degenerate into a 'slugfest' between Europe and America about tighter fiscal control, versus fiscal stimulus, it proved remarkably productive. Angela Merkel the German Chancellor caused concer...

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Psycho six: master Bates Brown in Hotel horror film fiasco

Funny story: Psycho six: master Bates Brown in Hotel horror film fiasco

Norman "Master Bates" Brown has finally been apprehended for murdering the British economy. Police formerly charged Norman moron for his ten-year reign of terror, which saw the deaths and disposal of several attractive and healthy companies. Bate...

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Pension grows as clueless mob storm the Edinburgh lair of former banking vampire.

Funny story: Pension grows as clueless mob storm the Edinburgh lair of former banking vampire.

The furious but inept mob baying for Goodwins blood and brandishing an array of weapons warned of more attacks on UK wankers. The warning preceeded the attack on Sir Fred Goodwins castle of evil by a pitch fork, and torch wielding mob who promptly bu...

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A dazed "Brown and out"arrested for revealing his "stimulus package" to startled shoppers

Funny story: A dazed "Brown and out"arrested for revealing his "stimulus package" to startled shoppers

A dour Scottish man was today arrested in Washington in an attempt to display what police describe as a" huge fiscal stimulus package" to frightened shoppers. Startled onlookers describe a rather dishevelled and haggard looking man with flabby jo...

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Fist and foot in mouth Jade to be celebrated; Full English to be followed by some hard core Swedish

Funny story: Fist and foot in mouth Jade to be celebrated; Full English to be followed by some hard core Swedish

To Ongar in Essex where a cloud of melancholy hangs over the town following the premature death of its most celebrated resident, Jade Goody. The Essex horizon, normally obscured by the smoke from burning tyres, schools, mattresses or abandoned ve...

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Stink over "New Labour Pig" in second homes scandal. Third little piggy caught with their snout in the trough.

Funny story: Stink over "New Labour Pig" in second homes scandal. Third little piggy caught with their snout in the trough.

Greg Hands, a shadow Treasury minister made a formal complaint against Tony McNulty, the government work, and pensions pig. The shadow treasury piggy claimed that: "£60,000 of taxpayers' swill has been scoffed in expenses at Mr McNulty's parents...

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Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

Funny story: Sambabwe rejoices: "I resign" claims Mugabe's asshole.

The former bread basket of Africa turned basket case rejoiced at the news that the anus belonging to Zanu PF's spectacularly corrupt and inept leader, Robert Mugabe fled the across the border to South Africa seeking political anusylum. "The guy...

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Muntazar Al- Zaida: "Shoe on the other foot as the gloves come off in court. Suspended (by the neck) sentence expected"

Funny story: Muntazar Al- Zaida: "Shoe on the other foot as the gloves come off in court. Suspended (by the neck) sentence expected"

Thousands of Iraqis poured into the streets of Loaffarr in Baghdad recently in support of Muntazer al-Zaidi, who was catapulted from obscurity to worldwide celebrity after hurling his size ten loafers at former US President, George Bush. As the I...

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UK government to be "outsourced and offshored" to Indian incontinent (subcontinent)

Funny story: UK government to be "outsourced and offshored" to Indian incontinent (subcontinent)

British residents gave a euphoric welcome to the news that the ruling elite of all colours and persuasions had rationalised, downsized, outsourced and offshored themselves to a call centre in Delhi. During the transfer of control, the British too...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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