A large, corpulent, beligerent,indignant, self righteous, and unapolagetic sack of horse shit was at the centre of a storm today over its use of public funds to finance several MP's.
Other sad sacks claim the offending sack was perfectly capable...
To Old Macdonald's Farm where a recent outbreak of illness appears to be bucking the media feeding frenzy thats got us all feeling "pigsick". In a bizarre twist in the tail,the crashing boars at "Old Browns Farm" all seem to have contracted what can...
Oregon talent hunters claim to have captured "bigfoot": Huntsman, Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan claimed the female specimen "cried me a river", when we caught her".
After a string of initially disparaging remarks, "Susan" as Piers Moron named the...
The UK domestic budget described its concerns at the size of the chancellor casting a shadow over the economy.
Public debt has risen to seventeen and a half thousand chancellors for every man woman and child in the UK.
"This accumulation of e...
Stinging criticism directed at the erstwhile Radio One flagship program host and, celebrity Disc Jockey appears to have hit home. The oversize mouthpiece of Radio Ones flagship, morning program Chris Moyle's, trotted out and away during a heated man...
Following an exhausting day belittling, berating and bullying his minions, Sir Alan returns to his penthouse for a nightcap. Several drinks later and the belligerent scheister staggers upstairs to be greeted by the amorous advances of "Lady Sugar".
British Forces deployed to Afghanistan in support of the UN authorised, NATO led International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) gave a rousing thumbs up to defence Secretary John Hutton's latest initiative.
The right Honourable John Hutton MP cl...
Sharon Osborne takes to the road this week for some wry and amusing anecdotes about her "lady garden" together with the reminiscences of her contemporaries private places. "The Vagina Travelogues" is a more mobile and dynamic version of the "Vagina...
Kim Jong-Il, otherwise known as Doctor Evil, was roundly condemned for North Korea's launch of its Tai Kwon Do, Taepodong-2 missile on the same day that President Barack Obama, in a speech in the Czech capital, pledged the United States to the long-t...
Despite initial fears that the G20 summit in London would degenerate into a 'slugfest' between Europe and America about tighter fiscal control, versus fiscal stimulus, it proved remarkably productive. Angela Merkel the German Chancellor caused concer...
Norman "Master Bates" Brown has finally been apprehended for murdering the British economy. Police formerly charged Norman moron for his ten-year reign of terror, which saw the deaths and disposal of several attractive and healthy companies.
Bate...
The furious but inept mob baying for Goodwins blood and brandishing an array of weapons warned of more attacks on UK wankers. The warning preceeded the attack on Sir Fred Goodwins castle of evil by a pitch fork, and torch wielding mob who promptly bu...
A dour Scottish man was today arrested in Washington in an attempt to display what police describe as a" huge fiscal stimulus package" to frightened shoppers.
Startled onlookers describe a rather dishevelled and haggard looking man with flabby jo...
To Ongar in Essex where a cloud of melancholy hangs over the town following the premature death of its most celebrated resident, Jade Goody.
The Essex horizon, normally obscured by the smoke from burning tyres, schools, mattresses or abandoned ve...
Greg Hands, a shadow Treasury minister made a formal complaint against Tony McNulty, the government work, and pensions pig.
The shadow treasury piggy claimed that: "£60,000 of taxpayers' swill has been scoffed in expenses at Mr McNulty's parents...
The former bread basket of Africa turned basket case rejoiced at the news that the anus belonging to Zanu PF's spectacularly corrupt and inept leader, Robert Mugabe fled the across the border to South Africa seeking political anusylum.
"The guy...
Thousands of Iraqis poured into the streets of Loaffarr in Baghdad recently in support of Muntazer al-Zaidi, who was catapulted from obscurity to worldwide celebrity after hurling his size ten loafers at former US President, George Bush.
As the I...
British residents gave a euphoric welcome to the news that the ruling elite of all colours and persuasions had rationalised, downsized, outsourced and offshored themselves to a call centre in Delhi.
During the transfer of control, the British too...