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Funny story:  Palin to Join the Liberal Media!

Palin to Join the Liberal Media!

In breaking news today, Fox News announced that it has signed former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin to a multiyear deal. According to sources at FOX, Palin will be a frequently featured commentator. Additionally, she is expected to take on...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed with Down Syndrome

Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed with Down Syndrome

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Press Secretary Meghan Stapleton has issued a press release which comes close to explaining the former Vice Presidential candidate's often puzzling comments and behavior. It seems Palin's vagina has been diagnosed wit...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Unearths Missing Super Bowl Rings

Paris Hilton Unearths Missing Super Bowl Rings

It seems Paris Hilton has solved a mystery that has puzzled American football fans for months. Initially it was reported that the New York Giants' Super Bowl Rings were stolen in a heist. It now appears that story was an elaborate cover up. Info...
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Funny story:  Mother Scolds Obama From Beyond Grave

Mother Scolds Obama From Beyond Grave

Recently acquired transcripts show the Obama family conducted a seance to contact Barack Obama's mother, Ann Dunham Soetoro. They tried to conceal the ritual from the public to avoid associations with Nancy "Crazy Lady" Reagan. During this ghost...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Receives Care Package From MSNBC

Rush Limbaugh Receives Care Package From MSNBC

After claiming credit for the ratings of cable news network MSNBC, world-renowned sloth Rush Limbaugh has received a generous thank you. MSNBC reportedly sent a large care package to Limbaugh in appreciation for his allowing the network to continu...
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Funny story:  Blagojevich Likens His Plight To Gandhi, Mandela, MLK

Blagojevich Likens His Plight To Gandhi, Mandela, MLK

Starting his new series of interviews under the guidance of Drew Peterson's public relations firm, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich sat down with The Today Show's Amy Robach to tell his side of the story. When speaking of his arrest on December 9...
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Funny story:  Blagojevich Hires Drew Peterson's PR Firm

Blagojevich Hires Drew Peterson's PR Firm

The Public Relations firm which has been representing "suspected" wife killer Drew Peterson has been enlisted to help the plight of poor victimized Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. All this comes on the heels of news that Blagojevich's lead atto...
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Funny story:  Dick Cheney Takes Short Bus To Inauguration

Dick Cheney Takes Short Bus To Inauguration

People watching the inauguration of President Barack Obama today were offered a special treat today: former Vice President Dick Cheney was escorted to the inauguration in a wheelchair and on the short bus. Citing the professional medical opinions...
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Funny story:  Bush Reflecting on Mistakes: The Pastrami Debacle

Bush Reflecting on Mistakes: The Pastrami Debacle

An exclusive interview was granted by President George W Bush during his last hours acting as commander in chief. Most of the interview was rather typical of others. On Iraq: "I decider'd that one good, didn't I?", to the 9/11 attacks and the sub...
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Funny story:  Purchasers of Ann Coulter's Books Illiterate

Purchasers of Ann Coulter's Books Illiterate

While the success of Ann Coulter's new book Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America may be astounding to most, just who is buying them is even more shocking. An independent study conducted by the Curious United National Thinktank, or...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter's Image Added To New Dictionary

Ann Coulter's Image Added To New Dictionary

In an announcement of both good and bad news for attention loving commentator Ann Coulter, her image shall be added to the recently announced Illustrated Oxford English Dictionary under the heading of Slag. Her image was considered for the new e...
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Funny story:  Gov. Rod Blagojevich On 114-1 Impeachment Vote: Blame The Sick People!

Gov. Rod Blagojevich On 114-1 Impeachment Vote: Blame The Sick People!

In breaking news today, Gov. Rod Blagojevich was impeached by the state house by a 114-1 vote, prompting a press conference by the Governor. He stated that the he was not surprised by the outcome of the vote. "It was a foregone conclusion in fa...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter Banned For Life From Churchill Downs ; Chaos Erupts Over Confusion About New Rules

Ann Coulter Banned For Life From Churchill Downs ; Chaos Erupts Over Confusion About New Rules

In a press release, Churchill Downs General Manager James D. Gates Jr. announced Monday that Ann Coulter has been barred from the track for life. Controversy erupted in recent weeks when panicked track patrons complained that a horse was let loose i...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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