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Pub landlady Marian Curly loses football court case

Funny story: Pub landlady Marian Curly loses football court case

The English Premier League has won their court fight with Pub landlady Marian Curly over selling the Greek Beer 'Sky' at Premier League games. They have spent nearly £8,000,000.00 in fines and costs for selling Greek beer and Ouzo cheaper than the...

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Nobody expected the Pennsylvania Inquisition

Funny story: Nobody expected the Pennsylvania Inquisition

Cardinal Risk Sanatorium of Pennsylvania, leading contender for the POP Primary race, accuses President O'Bama of Apostasy, and is planning an auto-da-fé this coming November to force him to be shunned by the members of religious groups, and then sub...

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Navy Seals take out Terrorist Cell in Hollywood

Funny story: Navy Seals take out Terrorist Cell in Hollywood

Details are emerging of a dramatic operation carried out by the elite Navy Seals at major studios in Hollywood. An home grown terrorist cell was purported to be poised to attack Jewish interests in Movie City. We are told that a group of four ille...

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Argentina set their sights on Caribbean Islands

Funny story: Argentina set their sights on Caribbean Islands

Frustrated by the United Kingdom's militarisation of the disputed Las Malvinas Islands Argentina has turned its attention on an island group in the Caribbean, who they consider have weaker patronage and will be less of a problem to invade and annex f...

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Kill the Guy with the Ball!

Funny story: Kill the Guy with the Ball!

Five Star General R. E. Motors, a Risk Sanatorium spokesman, claims that Superpacks are plotting to discredit the current frontrunner in the GOP Primary race. "They did it for Mitm Romney and then Gingnotsorich, and now they are turning on Risk."...

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Sanatorium "Return to Family Values"

Funny story: Sanatorium "Return to Family Values"

Risk Sanatorium, trying to be the strong conservative in the GOP Primary sweepstakes, picked up on the announcement from the Pentagon that more women in US armed forces will be serving in the front line. "Oh no!" he exclaimed, "This is not the w...

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Puppetmaster Cashcroft aims for bigger prizes (A Pirates of the Caribbean Update):

Funny story: Puppetmaster Cashcroft aims for bigger prizes (A Pirates of the Caribbean Update):

"Beautiful by Nature, Fucked by Sticky Micky!" As is said about the Turks and Caicos Islands, still seething and reeling in the hands of British control after it's government was brought down by corruption more than 2 years ago. Death of a Nation!...

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Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations

Funny story: Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations

Ny Nyson, NY, NY: Yesterday evening I was very privaliged to be shown the transporter room deep in the undercofts of the United Nations Building complex. I can attest that it is no longer 'Star Treck' fiction, although for the forseeable future, it w...

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Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump

Funny story: Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump

Donald Trump's endorsement of Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney came as some surprise, but it is understood from an inside source that MITM transferred a Swiss bank account to the multibillionaire businessman. In a short statement, he said, "Mitt is the...

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Too many Superpacks cause slips of the tongue, admits Romney

Funny story: Too many Superpacks cause slips of the tongue, admits Romney

Nevada: Mitt-in-the-mouth Romney blames the differing policies of his numerous Superpacks for confusing him, and that is why his public gaffs are being debated in all the media. There are billions of dollars being spent by groups of his friends to sh...

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Romney admits he doesn't understand what 'poor' means

Funny story: Romney admits he doesn't understand what 'poor' means

On CNN his morning, GOP frontrunner Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney tells presenter Solidad O'Brian that the concept of 'poor' is not within his vocabulary or comprehension. "I have never met a poor person," he admitted, "Where do they live? Are they ne...

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GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

Funny story: GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

CNN are seething that they have lost the franchise to rights to air this popular entertainment on Prime Time TV and must now be content to show only playbacks over and over again. "We will have to release many of our commentators from their contr...

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1st Dog, Bo Wo Wo Obama, to be new special envoy to Dogistahn

Funny story: 1st Dog, Bo Wo Wo Obama, to be new special envoy to Dogistahn

Washington DC - Bo Wo Wo Obama cocked his leg on the podium in joy when it was announced that he is to take this key role in negotiations with Taliban tribal leaders in the remote mountain province of Dogistahn. "Too many people have been barking...

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Haïtian Navy deemed illegal immigrants and held for Special Rendition

Funny story: Haïtian Navy deemed illegal immigrants and held for Special Rendition

TCI Coastguards rounded up the last of the Haïtian Naval task force off Providenciales yesterday and all are being held at Sapadilla Bay detention centre pending special rendition. However, several boats are reported off the southern Bahamian island...

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Haïti Claims Turks & Caicos Islands are theirs

Funny story: Haïti Claims Turks & Caicos Islands are theirs

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Tuesday - République d'Haïti President, René Préval, announced that the troubled Turks and Caicos Islands are to be annexed as Haïti's newest province and renamed 'Bohio', meaning "rich villages" in the ancient Taino/Arawak language.

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Imperialist Britain wrests control of Caribbean from Pirates

Funny story: Imperialist Britain wrests control of Caribbean from Pirates

"The days of notorious pirate Sticky Micky are numbered", said Governor Whether-or-Not this week, "He has made his bed and must now lie in it." "Pirate Constitutions do not work, the only serve to make a few wealthy - their ill gotten gains must b...

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Octopussy blaims Viagra for hormonal imbalance

Funny story: Octopussy blaims Viagra for hormonal imbalance

A mother of octuplets became unhinged again last night and was rushed to local hospital and underwent surgery to remove eight Viagra tablets. The California mother of fourteen was reported as saying "Oh God, I'm going to kill myself," repeatedly o...

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Moon Splits in Two

Funny story: Moon Splits in Two

In a dramatic St Valentine's Day Event the Dark side of the Moon separated from the Light and slowly slipped off to its own orbit on the opposite side of Earth. Lovers all over the World stood and watched in awe and wonderment as the Luna Severin...

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Republicans Respond To Trump's Madness....

Today Congressional Republicans responded to all of Donald Trump's outrageous behavior and lies .....................................................................................................not.
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