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Funny story: Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

NASA Scientists unveiled detailed photos of the fartiest galaxy in the known universe.The Odor Difourus Gallaxy,located behind the belt of the Orion Constellation, which is now making it's decent in the summer sky of the Northern Hemisphere, is well...
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Funny story: ISIS Claims to Have Dozens of Potty-Trained Terrorist In US

ISIS Claims to Have Dozens of Potty-Trained Terrorist In US

ISIS has announced that there are dozens of potty trained terrorists living secret lives within the United States, waiting for word from above to strike terror into the hearts of diaper company executives everywhere. The revelation comes on the h...
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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
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Funny story: NFL Unveils Tickle Football

NFL Unveils Tickle Football

Howard Moss was in for a surprise when he reported to the Bears rookie training camp as a right tackle this week. He was staring at the sign-in sheet that mentioned "Tickle Football", When something odd happened.What he thought was a simple typograp...
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Funny story: Bo The White House Dog Resigns

Bo The White House Dog Resigns

Bo, The White House Dog has announced that he will be Resigning effective at the end of April. It's another in a string of resignations to come from the Obama Administration and was not totally unexpected. Bo,a Portuguese water dog was at the cen...
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Funny story: Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

A study by the Bureau of Pornographic Affairs, a agency of the United States Secret Service-with an accent on "Vice"-has come to the conclusion that the majority of pornographers operating within the United States are still using WindowBlinds some fi...
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Funny story: Senate Slumber Party Disrupted by Obnoxious Junior Senators

Senate Slumber Party Disrupted by Obnoxious Junior Senators

Washington D.C.-A United States Senate slumber party was disrupted and nearly canceled altogether when what started out as a pleasant evening, filled with erstwhile discussions and fun-filled moments, quickly turned sour, thanks to the obnoxious beha...
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Funny story: Obama Delays Daylight Savings Time Until 2017

Obama Delays Daylight Savings Time Until 2017

Washington,D.C.-The Obama administration announced today that President Obama has signed an executive order delaying the start of Daylight Savings Time until after the elections in 2016. The move, which was widely anticipated, comes on the heels...
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Funny story: Pagan Baby Finally Arrives Forty Two Years late

Pagan Baby Finally Arrives Forty Two Years late

When Miriam Moeller slipped a dollar and forty cents into an envelope in her fourth grade Catholic school classroom during a "Pagan Baby Campaign",she fully expected to get a pagan baby in return. She dutifully kept vigil by her mailbox for days. Day...
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Funny story: G.I. Joe Denied Pension

G.I. Joe Denied Pension

He fought in the battle of the davenport, captured a whole platoon while scaling the ottoman foot stool and fought the battle of the bulge on twelve-year-old Timmy's bed, but there is one battle venerable action figure G.I. Joe seems destined to lose...
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Funny story: ObamaCare Makes One Ohio Family Very Happy

ObamaCare Makes One Ohio Family Very Happy

The Obama Administration has something to crow about after a report on the effects of ObamaCare yielded some surprising results. "We are delighted to announce that after spending hundreds of millions of dollars, ObamaCare has made one family in O...
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Funny story: Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex

Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex

Fort Lauderdale,FL.-A man from California, who survived a freak storm last summer in which great white sharks were swept up in water spouts inside a hurricane and deposited in a flooded area of Los Angeles, wasn't so lucky this time. Fredrick Wha...
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Funny story: Amason.org to Deliver Books Intravenously

Amason.org to Deliver Books Intravenously

Amason.org, the world's largest internet goods purveyor, has announced plans to deliver novels and other books directly to the reader in the quickest manner possible-via intravenous Infusion. Fancy some Proust? Interested in Ivanhoe? "The Dickens", y...
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Funny story: China on Track to Repeat U.S. Moon Hoax

China on Track to Repeat U.S. Moon Hoax

Houston,TX.-The Peoples Republic of China is on track to repeat the greatest hoax of the last century:The Apollo moon landings. The announcement by NASA,the American space agency, comes just days after the communist country released pictures of a toy...
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Funny story: Turkey Hotline a Success

Turkey Hotline a Success

A joint program between the Department of Justice and the country's largest turkey producer has been declared a success following the apprehension of over 250 fugitive turkeys. The arrest of the turkeys is the result of tips phoned into the turkey ho...
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Funny story: Senate Bill Requires Gender ID in Order to Vote

Senate Bill Requires Gender ID in Order to Vote

Washington,D.C.-You might have to prove whether you're a man or a woman in upcoming elections if a bill now under consideration in the United States Senate passes. The bill requires voters to show proof of their sex in the form of a letter from th...
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Funny story: Rodger Franks, The Cross-Dressing Crossing Guard

Rodger Franks, The Cross-Dressing Crossing Guard

Victoria Springs,ID- Rodger Franks, the cross-dressing crossing guard beloved by generations of Victoria Springs Idaho school children was found dead in his undergarments just hours after he failed to show up for his afternoon shift in front of Victo...
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Funny story: Video Game Hero Rescues Health Care Website

Video Game Hero Rescues Health Care Website

The same little kid who saved a grateful nation of gamers from the dreaded Video Game Killer has done it again. And this time there's no hiding from fame for now twelve-year-old Gregory Hanes. During a whirlwind tour of the nations top television...
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Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease
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