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New Blow for UK's Fattest Town

Funny story: New Blow for UK's Fattest Town

Already reeling from being exposed as Britain's fattest town only days ago, residents of Barnsley now find that they have also earned the unenviable moniker of Britain's stupidest town too. Highbrow Sociologist Tristram Wankwhistle commented, "it'...

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Yet More from Celebrity Big Brother... yawn!

Funny story: Yet More from Celebrity Big Brother... yawn!

As Celebrity Big Brother grinds on to it's inevitable conclusion, it is becoming increasingly difficult to find anything to write about! All of the, 'celebrities' are so numbingly dull that no new material has emerged from the house in days. So I fin...

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Mobile Phones The Next Generation

Funny story: Mobile Phones The Next Generation

The next generation of mobile phones currently in development, will be so intelligent that the will drive to work for you, do your job, drive home again in the evening, stopping off at the supermarket on the way and make your dinner for you. A spo...

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God PLC in Woolworths Buy Out

Funny story: God PLC in Woolworths Buy Out

Astonishment has swept the business world this morning as God plc has made an offer to rescue the doomed Woolworths chain. It appears that the move is an attempt to block a similar take over bid by Satan Inc, who wanted to convert the Woolworths c...

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Parky's Sexy Secrets

Funny story: Parky's Sexy Secrets

Veteran chat show host Michael Parkinson has stunned the world with his sexy revelations in his new autobiography. The Barnsley lothario claims to have bedded over a thousand of his TV show guests during his long career. At a press conference yes...

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CBB Latest. Celebrity Shooting Shocker

Funny story: CBB Latest. Celebrity Shooting Shocker

It is reported that a "drive-by shooting" incident has occurred in the Celebrity Big Brother house. The facts are not yet clear but it seems that the incident involves the theft of Verne Troyer's mobility scooter by fellow housemate and profession...

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BBC Embroiled in New Outrage

Funny story: BBC Embroiled in New Outrage

BBC Chiefs are once again reeling today after another crisis hit the floundering institution, just weeks after Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross shocked thousands of people who didn't listen to their programme. The new outrage centers around Jenni M...

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Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback

Funny story: Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback

The world of politics was shaken to it's foundations today, when David Cameron announced that he plans to step aside in 2010 to enable the return of Margaret Thatcher. At 83, all but her most insane supporters would not have contemplated such a co...

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More from Celebrity Big Brother. Thug Christian Beats Little Verne

Funny story: More from Celebrity Big Brother. Thug Christian Beats Little Verne

Mancunian Bully Terry Christian is again in trouble tonight after an unprovoked attack on fellow housemate Verne Troyer. It is thought that the incident began by Christian showing off to impress self confessed 'Tory Bird' Lucy Pinder. A spokespers...

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Celebrity Big Brother Latest. Ulreka pregnant again

Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Latest. Ulreka pregnant again

Ex-weather girl and Vic Reeves stooge Ulrika Jonsson, has fallen pregnant again within hours of entering the Big Brother house. Production staff at the show are amazed by self confirmed sex addict Ulrika's fast work. One unconfirmed source said:...

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Cowell Delighted as UK's Final Non-celebrity is Found

Funny story: Cowell Delighted as UK's Final Non-celebrity is Found

The UK's final non-celebrity has been found, living an unassuming life in an ex-mining village in South Yorkshire. TV production companies had long suspected that there was at least one 'talent' that remained undiscovered and months of painstaking re...

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Britain Extends Christmas

Funny story: Britain Extends Christmas

In a surprise move today, which has come as a surprise to many, Gordon Brown has announced the surprise extension of Christmas until the end of January. "Many were expected to return to work on Friday" said Mr Brown, " but with New Year celebratio...

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Simon's XXX Factor

Funny story: Simon's XXX Factor

Money making guru Simon Cowell plans to launch a new show in ITV's spring schedules to find Britain's newest porn star. Cowell said yesterday, "Over several series of the X Factor, I have been amazed by the British public's readiness to prostitut...

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HRH Shaun Ryder

Funny story: HRH Shaun Ryder

Buckingham Palace sources yesterday confirmed that Shaun Ryder is shortly to be revealed as replacement for the increasingly failing Prince Philip. An unnamed insider from the Palace publicity department stated. "old age is starting to catch up wi...

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