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Voyager Spacecraft Returns

Funny story: Voyager Spacecraft Returns

Scientists all over the world are trying to explain the sudden appearance of the Voyager spacecraft, orbiting the moon. NASA and other space agencies are scrambling to find a logical explanation, while UFOlogists have stepped forward to explain ti al...

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Oil Wrestling to Save Tourism in Florida

Funny story: Oil Wrestling to Save Tourism in Florida

Pepsicola, Florida - In a community that depends on tourism, even the worst environmental disaster in United States history isn't enough to stop the flow. In the words of Bubba, a lifelong resident, "It's all in evaluating the possibilities." Sinc...

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Congress Suggests National Bedtime

Funny story: Congress Suggests National Bedtime

In response to mostly unheard outrage in the environmental sector, the U.S. Congress proposed a method to reduce the nation's carbon footprint by more than 20% in the next 2 years. The plan is ingeniously simple, and has a 100% chance of success i...

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Child Prodigy Makes Discovery Affecting All Science

This'snotta Seekrtbunkersport, SD - Almost 200 miles in a random direction from a small town built to look really old and unimportant, a child who may be the greatest thinker the world has ever known is kept hidden away from prying eyes, solid foods,...

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Pen and Paper Becoming Rare

Funny story: Pen and Paper Becoming Rare

Once a necessity in every household, recent studies have revealed that fewer than 1 in 25 homes today have a writing instrument and tablet available to write things down. Gone are the the days of to-do lists, which have been replaced by the much m...

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Famous Magician Appears At Bigfoot Location

Funny story: Famous Magician Appears At Bigfoot Location

After vanishing nearly a year ago, a famous magician reappeared today. Arte Cromweiler disappeared during a live performance in mid-December of last year, seemingly without a trace, and reappeared today, surprising a family of Norwegian vacationers.

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Hubble Spots Distant McDonalds In Neighboring Galaxy

Funny story: Hubble Spots Distant McDonalds In Neighboring Galaxy

Earth - While mapping the star placements in a neighboring universe on the first day of April this year, the Hubble Space Telescope discovered something truly monumental, which has both PETA and the entire scientific community on an uproar. The monum...

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Witchdoctors Push Paranoia Potions For Halloween

Funny story: Witchdoctors Push Paranoia Potions For Halloween

Undra Rock, Montana - After numerous upheavals and setbacks during the past year, the WWCF (World Witchcraft Federation) announced this week the release of a brand new potion perfect for the bewitching season: The Purple Paranoia Potion. Company exec...

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'Bigfoot' Dung Is From A Primate

Funny story: 'Bigfoot' Dung Is From A Primate

Utah University - A leaf smeared with smelly brown goo that was recently found in an area of Yellowstone National Park infamous for Bigfoot sightings has been through a preliminary analysis. The results? The goo doo is definitely from a primate. A...

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Researchers Discover Bigfoot Spoor

Funny story: Researchers Discover Bigfoot Spoor

Bigfoot, it seems, does do it the woods. A team of researchers from UU reported this week that they have found what is controvertible proof that Bigfoot exists - a small bit of brownish goo that appears to have been smeared on a leaf. Doug E., the...

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Research Reveals Everything is Fabricated

Funny story: Research Reveals Everything is Fabricated

A decade long study into the development of Internet information distribution has revealed that more than 99% of everything you see was made up on the spot. Where dictionaries and encyclopedias once contained unbiased, well-researched material, th...

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Mysterious X Found on Ocean Floor

Funny story: Mysterious X Found on Ocean Floor

Technicians aboard the International Space Station reported to ground crews this morning that a gigantic "X" has been discovered on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico. The "X" measures more than 150 miles across, is black in color, and reportedly lo...

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Florida Woman Busted For Extortion

Funny story: Florida Woman Busted For Extortion

A Florida woman woke up to a somber idea this morning. Her plot to extort $50,000 from her husband not only failed, but she is going to have to adjust to wearing jailhouse blues. In a farce that began on September 4th, when she, and her young lov...

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U.S. Congress Address Priority Concerns

Funny story: U.S. Congress Address Priority Concerns

Despite trillions of dollars of debt, struggling attempts at something very similar to socialized healthcare, and more troubles than you can, quote, "shake a stick at," the United States Congress has found an even more important issue that needs to b...

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Acorn Executive Quoted As Saying "Nuts!"

Funny story: Acorn Executive Quoted As Saying "Nuts!"

Faced with mounting evidence that ACORN employees all over the country have been using their positions to further tax evasion, smuggling, child slavery, encouraging prostitution rings, and not turning off the lights when leaving the room, the executi...

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The World Confiscated By Alien Loan Sharks

Funny story: The World Confiscated By Alien Loan Sharks

The World, a series of manmade islands in the United Arab Emirates, has been foreclosed by aliens from a planet we can neither spell nor pronounce. The World, touted as being the largest man-made island group ever created, features sub-islands tha...

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Obama Heckler To Be Executed

Funny story: Obama Heckler To Be Executed

In what many analysts are describing as a landmark decision in his career as President of the United States, Barrack Obama ordered the execution of Senator Joe Wilson, formerly of South Carolina. This decree comes only 18 hours after the disgraced Se...

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Electric Cars In For A Stormy Future

Do'untiano, Idaho - Walter Helmsley is positive that the future of the electric car is going to be a stormy one. He is so sure of it, that he has invested the family fortune into a factory that will produce a totally unique form of electric vehicle.

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