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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Ghost interrupts Jarvis Cocker's 'set' at Glastonbury.

Michael Jackson's Ghost interrupts Jarvis Cocker's 'set' at Glastonbury.

In a strange turn of irony, 'Pulp' front man Jarvis Cocker's set was interrupted by the ghost of Michael Jackson moonwalking across the stage - as he sang some dire dirges at Glastonbury today. Jarvis 18 lbs famously mooned Michael Jackson at the...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson is dead and 'Brit Award' saboteur Jarvis Cocker is banned from the funeral

Michael Jackson is dead and 'Brit Award' saboteur Jarvis Cocker is banned from the funeral

Media demon Michael Jackson 50 is dead causing the world media to go into shock. Some tabloids speculate he died to get back into the limelight after the rise of Susan Boyle and the illnesses of Jade Goody, Farah Fawcett and Patrick Swayze. However t...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson dies and the press use the same Jade Goody condolences speech!

Michael Jackson dies and the press use the same Jade Goody condolences speech!

Micheal Jackson King of pop and the press's pop paedophile has finally kicked the bucket causing the press to be unprepared hence they are using the same hypocritical speech they cobbled together for fellow media demon Jade Goody. Papers hurriedly...
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Funny story: BNP to open membership to millionaire Darkies and the slitty of eye but not to Russell Brand!

BNP to open membership to millionaire Darkies and the slitty of eye but not to Russell Brand!

In a bid not to be taken to court and thrown in the chokey or gaol - BNP leader Nick Griffin; no relation to Peter Griffin, but equally as corpulent has agreed to let all sorts of exotic people into his party, but has refused Russell Brand. Nick...
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Funny story: UK Tabloids blame everyone but themselves for Susan Boyles mental condition!

UK Tabloids blame everyone but themselves for Susan Boyles mental condition!

After hounding Boyle for weeks and writing some pretty nasty stories about her- that would make the Kray Twins weep. The pernicious UK tabloids have used their power to attribute her exhaustion and temporary breakdown- soley to these facts "She did n...
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Funny story: The singing of Nessun Dorma to be banned from Britain's and America's Got Talent!

The singing of Nessun Dorma to be banned from Britain's and America's Got Talent!

Britains Got Talent, America's got Talent, X factor, American Idol and all talent shows know to man have banned the singing of the opera choon Nessun Dorma. After complaints from the snooty world of opera. Nessun Dorma loosely translates into Eng...
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Funny story: BB's Davina McCall : MILK, minger, old minger, deluded minger? You decide!

BB's Davina McCall : MILK, minger, old minger, deluded minger? You decide!

Delusional butterface and body Davina McCall, 49 will grace the nations screen yet again for the next twelve weeks on her programme Big hook Nose and Big Brother. Unlike fellow ageing reality screen presence Amanda Holden, 41 who admittedly did o...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown will join Britains Got Talent street dance group 'Diversity' and fight the BNP

Gordon Brown will join Britains Got Talent street dance group 'Diversity' and fight the BNP

Gordon Brown the puppet Prime Minister of Britain, last night checked into the 'Priory' Hospital for loony celebrities- in an adjoining room to Susan Boyle before he embarked on a week long training session with street dance 'effnik' group 'Diversit...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona to replace Susan Boyle in Britains Got Talent Tour!

Kerry Katona to replace Susan Boyle in Britains Got Talent Tour!

Former Atomic Kitten songster Kerry Katona,12, will be replacing Susan Boyle on the forth-coming 'Britain's Got Talent Tour'. Simon Cowell Prime Minister of Britain who was at Downing Street this morning shouting at Gordon Brown in a disapproving...
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Funny story: Amanda Holden to host Britain's Got MILF in the nude!

Amanda Holden to host Britain's Got MILF in the nude!

After her success on BGT, Amanda Holden, 43 has proposed the idea to her friend Simon who seemed mildly interested, yet thoroughly opposed to the idea. Amanda, 40 who is famous for marrying Les Dennis and turning him into a figure that now resemb...
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Funny story: Britains Got Talent : 'Diversity' wins - Piers Morgan says he is a big soft poo donut!

Britains Got Talent : 'Diversity' wins - Piers Morgan says he is a big soft poo donut!

Piers Morgan Mr La -de- da TV critic stated yesterday- if Susan Boyle did not win Britain's Got Talent, he was officially a big poo donut. The Scottish singer proudly lost out to the twenty thousand person dance group 'Diversity'. The pundits...
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Funny story: 'Britains Got Talent' : Hollie Steel forgets words and wins the 'Crying Child Award'.

'Britains Got Talent' : Hollie Steel forgets words and wins the 'Crying Child Award'.

Lovely little Hollie Steel, 10 (yes she is ten - Dave Solari on U-tube) has won the competition for the cutest crying child award of the BGT competition. Hollie Steel 10, who is a cross between Lena Zavaroni and a Julie Andrews' clone, initially...
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Funny story: Amanda Holden wants to appear nude in the final of Britains Got Talent!

Amanda Holden wants to appear nude in the final of Britains Got Talent!

Amanda Holden, 47 has expressed her desire to appear nude to JUDGE the final of 'Britain's Got Talent'. Les Dennis's former wife has tried on 300 frocks and has broken down in tears screaming "Nothing suits me". An insider said " Amanda has b...
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Funny story: Britains Got Talent- Amanda Holden is a fake and sniffs onions to make her cry!

Britains Got Talent- Amanda Holden is a fake and sniffs onions to make her cry!

On the penultimate semi-final Amanda Holden, 43 age and 43 Botox injections was caught cutting up onions under her desk to evoke tears. An inside source said this is due to botox rendering her tear ducts redundant, but mainly because she is a heartl...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle swears at Shaheen Jafargholi - 'effin and blindin she was!'

Susan Boyle swears at Shaheen Jafargholi - 'effin and blindin she was!'

Susan Boyle the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent was said to have shocked members of the public by effin and blindin' after Piers Morgan said "Shaheen you are the best singer in the whole wide world and then some". Onlookers who actually don'...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - makes kids cry and is cruel to child contestants says watchdog

Britain's Got Talent - makes kids cry and is cruel to child contestants says watchdog

A children's watchdog charity has slammed 'Britain's Got Talent', due to the cruelty inflicted onto the younger contestants and Jamie Pugh - due to Amanda Holden. Valerie Doolittle said " I am becoming more and more distressed with seeing childre...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - 'Glad Jamie Pugh lost cos he gots on my bristols' says tosser Amanda!

Britain's Got Talent - 'Glad Jamie Pugh lost cos he gots on my bristols' says tosser Amanda!

Loopy- too- big- for- her- shoes Amanda Holden, 43 told a bum-rag newspaper she thought that pizza delivery driver Jamie Pugh had not been "genuine" during his performance of "Bring Him Home" from Les Miserables and said that she wished that she had...
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Funny story: Bitter - Amanda Holden buzzes belly dancer, Julia Naidenko due to 'bimbo rage!'

Bitter - Amanda Holden buzzes belly dancer, Julia Naidenko due to 'bimbo rage!'

Resident totty and not much else Amanda Holden 45, buzzed the Latvian siren belly dancer as she gyrated and bumped her way through a pointless routine on the first of the BGT semi-finals. Amanda 45, who had made an effort to look nice was overcom...
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