Convicted serial killer, Dennis Nilsen, is set to be a shock entry into this years Big Brother house. It was confirmed yesterday that the crazed sixty-three year old butcher who has a penchant for human flesh will be one of the contestants.
Fears were gathering last night that pop superstar Cheryl Cole may be replaced on the new series of X Factor by the Churchill, the well known nodding bull dog from the eponymous insurance advert.
A statement issued by Highpant, the PR company repr...
Overweight drug addled celebrity loser, Kerry Katona, has revealed that she will be launching a new perfume early in the New Year. Failed pop star, Miss Katona, is hoping that the release of the new fragrance will herald a new dawn in her downward sp...
It was revealed last night that the children of celebrity TV chef Nigella Lawson are fed up with their mother's cooking. Speaking on a rare interview on CBBC, Cosima Lawson (14) and Bruno (12) complained that life in the Lawson household was not like...
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