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Obama on vacation - again

President Obama, taking a break from destroying the economic infrastructure of the United States, played a round of golf last weekend in Florida with Tiger Woods. It's not clear how many holes he played, but some observers (Jay Carney) stated that it...

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Bloomberg issues UZIs to toll keepers

Funny story: Bloomberg issues UZIs to toll keepers

Mayor Bloomberg, stymied in his efforts to regulate consumption of sugary drinks and his insistence on women suckling their new born, is now poised to issue Uzis to the toll collectors on the City's bridges. This follows his moves to have all toll...

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Staten Islanders Ready to Secede

Funny story: Staten Islanders Ready to Secede

Giovanni O'Malley, owner of O'Malley's, the only Irish Italian tavern on Staten Island, held a press conference on Wednesday to update his followers on the status of negotiations with the US Government for the withdrawal of Staten Island from the uni...

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Obama to out - Tebow Tebow

President Obama is reportedly angered by the attention Tim Tebow is getting from his "antics" on the field when he kneels down after a touchdown at a football game. The quarterback for the Denver Broncos has caused quite a stir in the White House...

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Staten Islanders Will Vote in Referendum to Secede from Union

A move is afoot to persuade Staten Islanders to secede not just from New York City and New York State but from the entire United States. A referendum was to be held to cut ties with New York City, but Giovanni O'Malley, leader of the referendum mo...

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Obama Offers Gaddafi Refuge on Staten Island

Funny story: Obama Offers Gaddafi Refuge on Staten Island

Barack Obama has offered Colonel Gaddafi land on Straten Island in the Arthur Kills section where he can pitch his tents to house his retinue of slaves, call girls and one of the world's largest stashes of cocaine. Formerly a landfill area contain...

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New York Mayor Bloomberg's HOV Plans

Mayor Bloomberg of New York City has come up with what he considers to be a brilliant plan to save the city from financial disaster and curb the massive daily flow of traffic through Manhattan. In addition to the tolls he plans to exact from the c...

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Obama White House Leaseback Agreement

Funny story: Obama White House Leaseback Agreement

Taking a page from Bill Clinton's playbook, representatives of the future Obama White House will be meeting with the Marriott Hotels Group to arrange a leaseback agreement whereby the White House occupants, President and all, relocate to the basement...

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UK Special Relationship Taken To New Level

Funny story: UK Special Relationship Taken To New Level

Taking Britain's "special relationship" with the United States to a new level, Gordon Brown will travel to Connecticut in late January 2009 to meet with Barack Obama to see if they should wed under Connecticut's recently passed legislation permittin...

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